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That was unexpected.

Roflmao.

Nah, too mainstream. Besides, I've got some stuff to do on the computer so I'll try to do both at the same time.

Does anyone have a stream link? Just got home.

This was hilarious!

Thank you, Spike! I hope we get a comfortable win as birthday gift today.

I said so because we usually don't expect small looking players to be good at it, or to have that great of a balance for that matter. Mostly because they seem so fragile that one would think any contact would make them go down. But it really has little to do with being bulky, Messi looks like a flea but he's a tough guy to bring down to the ground, most of it due to his balance and muscular lower body - his legs are toned as hell.

Don't be jealous. We'll let you in our group, bro, you're just a crazier an outspoken version of us after all.

He is really slim. It's amazing the way he can defend and tackle despite his frame.

Euhm... I think I can see where this is going :eyebrows:

Assisted Hulk's goal just a few minutes ago :blue scalf:

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We're basically all monkeys as well but some people will get offended if you call them apes. Not that I think anyone should get offended by being called african when they're not. Anyways, if things remain the way they are, I can't see a future for Mata here. He needs to get his shit together and start showing the player he used to be last season asap.

How come this guy has not been banned yet?

I'd like to see him playing at AM one of these days.

Sim, sim.

To make the forum sexier.

What can I say... It also got me by surprise. And he said he wished his sister gave me a chance.

There is no denying, Choulo has got the best minion.

Heisenberg?

Next time I'll take some pics for ya

They're starting to sell some belgian beers here in my city. I've already come across a few of them like Duvel. Still haven't bought any though.

I doubt it is as bad as in Brazil. Things are just unreal here. I imagine if you guys had it like we have it in here you lot would be in the streets burning everything down by now. I know I would if I weren't alone. PS: tax evasion is also 'a thing' in Brazil. Even I have done it a couple of times. And I'll probably do it another couple of times. I know for sure I won't buy a Playstation 4 for about 1,800 dollars.

I ain't jealous, in Brazil we pay a shitload of taxes and we get nothing in return but the satisfaction of knowing we're financing our corrupt politicians retirement with all our money being diverted to their banking accounts in the Cayman Islands or wherever they hide 'their' money these days. Yay At least I got my university for free by beating a few thousands of people in the entrance exam.

Stahp, you're making me sad.