different level

I really like Alonso, but has he done anything right since scoring 2 goals against Spurs at Wembley?

We have the perfect lineup for a Mickey Mouse cup game. Whatever happens, happens.

Hopefully not many first team members will be used here. Everton will most likely be without a manager for this one.

1-3. Koeman will be sacked in the morning.

Nice, I was so sure we're not getting anything out of this.

LMAO.

LMAO. Of course the worst team in the league is going to score their first goal against us. I'd have been surprised if it had gone any other way.

Oh, well. Time for my usual media blackout after a loss until our next match at least. Enjoy tearing apart our players and manager, I don't really want to see that. Seeya before the Crystal Palace match.

Funny thing is I'm not even too upset with the forthcoming loss. We did nothing to earn a point even.

Finally something decent from us.

Gosh, can Willian just return to his seat on the bench?

Somehow managed to hit the one man wall, lmao.

Quite harsh. But then again he was harshly sacked by Real Madrid... and by us as well.

What? No one is going to say this is our first real test? It's kinda funny that someone posts that before every match regardless of the opposition. Anyways, I want to see more of what we offered yesterday. There'll probably be some fatigue after an away Champions' league match on Wednesday night, especially after we're playing as soon as Saturday. Hopefully we'll be okay. A win against the bald cunt's team just before the international break would be massive.

Great performance! Constantly terrorizing the Atletico defense and he seemed stronger and more confident with the ball. He convincingly won the battle against Godin and showed some physical strenght in the process.

Any chance the favourite player options get updated with our new players?

LOL! Look at Costa! He's so disappointed!

Daaamn, I never thought we're going to win that after Morata and Hazard were subbed off. Get in!

And here comes Christensen. Conte obviously would take a draw now.

Nah, without our best attacking players we're not winning this.

Damn, Morata and Hazard out. Maybe with the City fixture in mind? Who knows.

Wow, Alvaro! But damn, Cesc, that should have been another one for us

Damn it, I'd much rather if we're at our usual self, not playing particularly well, but being insanely opportunistic and get the job done. You just know something like that is going to happen when we're the dominators.

I'm really looking forward to this as we have some unfinished business to take care of. Not just with the Costa situation, the 13/14 ECL semi-final was not that long ago and also who could forget the 12/13 European Supercup when they've thrashed us.

Btw, it's been over 3 years since our player scored a Premier League hat-trick. Last time that happened was Diego Costa against Swansea in September 2014.