Fulham Broadway

Lucky Madrid 1-1

Rudiger skinned

Hahahahahaha

Love Bayern to beat these fuckers Alles Deutsche Finale

Neuer keeping them in it

Sunday 9 June will see Chelsea legends Eden Hazard, Joe Cole, Gary Cahill and Frank Lampard take to Stamford Bridge’s pitch to battle it out in the world’s biggest charity match - Soccer Aid for UNICEF ⚽

Vid here Classy ex-Chelsea hardman Diego Costa rescues 100 stricken residents from devastating Brazil floods with jetski and Jeep | The Sun Thats a Jeep and a half !

Ten Hag

Ming the Merciless

Utd getting mullered 👍

1-0 Palarse

Best result for us is for Palace to beat Utd

Moyes to leave West ham

Just to reiterate what has been said before - we, the Staff,will not tolerate incessant negative posts about the team club. It wears down the members, and detracts from the forums values. We will issue bans for constant negative posting.

Here comes REFCAM! Premier League referee set to wear a camera for the first time tonight in Man United's game at Crystal Palace...

He will, and should be, one of the first on the team sheet. Nailed on.

Will Ferrell becomes latest Hollywood star to invest in English football club Will Ferrell has become the latest Hollywood star to invest in an English football club, the PA news agency understands. The American actor, 56, has bought a stake in the owners of Leeds United Football Club, 49ers Enterprises, joining the likes of Gladiator actor Russell Crowe and Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps. Ferrell is also co-owner of Major League Soccer side Los Angeles FC and revealed he was a big fan of English football during a trip to watch Manchester City beat Aston Villa 3-1 last season. Think he should always wear his Elf costume every game

Havertz explanation ''I went past the keeper then my trailing leg got cramp at that precise moment''

Andoni Iraola Sagarna cherries manager

Arteta and Sagnana wearing the same black, same junior school, same junior team, same age, both twats

Sublime through ball for Nico last night by the Ukrainian, but Mudryk generally has the first touch of rapist. I reckon if he was at Goonerville Arteta would have him under control and he'd be more measured. On a wider note what was with the mental shooting into row Z last night by many players ? like the ball was full of helium

Yeah dont agree with everything Podge says but have always advocated Madueke is more of a rough diamond than Mudryk - but both have the potential to come really good in the next year or two. Agreed think it would be detrimental to dump Poch right now. Spuds werent poor but we overwhelmed them until their manager galvanised them for 2nd half, that we weathered and then got the 2nd. Imagine how we would be without having 14 injured....

''Against a team like Tottenham is never easy but today was fantastic – full credit to the players in the way they approached the game and the first half. In the way we tried to defend and in the way we tried to play I think it was fantastic. I think it was the first time in the season that I felt so happy because it is the moment after 10 months that the team start to realise how we need to compete. I don’t know if it’s the best performance but the most important is the feeling [we have]. All negative circumstances that show that we are doing things well, but this was the click to say that we need to compete better, how? Be connected with the game. If you see today Noni Madueke was amazing in how he helped the fullback. I think the whole team in both phases was connected. A few weeks ago we were talking about what has happened at Chelsea. It’s only one phase and we want to play into the feet with the ball and then run the defensive line, it was unbalanced the situation. And the standard was so, so low and all the process we were talking is about time and some luck to have this type of result to really make the players believe that this is the way [forward].'' MP

So good to beat those fuckers though - and we kept a clean sheet !...and Nico does have neck muscles after all...

Standard of headers nowadays - absolutely shocking