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Yup 10 hours away now. Feeling optimistic this time, though Torres is the one to watch. JT 33/1 as first scorer or Lampard 9/1 -might have to have some of that !

My sentiments as well. Chelsea PR machine in full working order there. We need a bit of cohesiveness before these matches are done and dusted, and can chuck the fat impostor in the Thames later.

Alan Green maybe not even meaphorically, the way that cunt bangs on about them, I'm sure hes had Gerrards plums on his chin.

Exactly, the crowd has nothing to do with it -our players are much too experienced to be intimidated by a an old Gerry Marsden song. But Sky, ITV etc are convinced the crowd at the 'Special Anfield Nights' sway it.

True , it being at Anfield 'and all. Radio 5 Live already banging on about ''will the fantastic Anfield 12th man be Chelseas undoing again ?''. I suppose they mean the inbred crowd,....though they could be on about the ref.

Issa , ow you say, crazy. Isnt Gerrard a card away from a suspension, maybe he can have nice tussle with Mikel.

Anyone any idea what the fuck this is about ? Is it some reaction to Essiens suspension ? Beats me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hW6-gsJw

There are more stories about him leaving in todays press, and getting his £5 million pay off. It's all speculation though, and if the players win the CL with Grant loitering, I've a feeling Abramovich will stick with him for at least another season.

£20 million quid and a gagging order probably makes him say that Abramovich is a friend.

When do they have a clue ? Its all speculation, but the more stories about ''he's going there, and he's a useless cunt'' the better. If he does some more press comferences like the last, all the better, he might get sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

Didnt mean the final -tomorrow in dipperland, would like to go at them initially with Drogba and Anelka as a two pronged attack. No point in sitting back for the draw

agreed, wouldn't seem like a Euro Final. I have a feeling we'll do them over 2 legs. Drogba and Anelka as a 2 pronged attack, Terry and Carvalho seem inpenetrable at the moment, and the fact the 2nd legs in our favour -with Essien gunning for them. The times we've been knocked out before have just been just bad luck. Still I suppose there will be a special dispensation appeal for Liverpool that allows thme not to lose

True, might have to watch with the sound down. Good news that Lampard is travelling up to Liverpool

Nice predictions there. At the risk of sounding like Cystic Smeg I have a gut feeling of a Chelsea Barca final.

There now follows a media Liverpool Wankfest with ITVs 'Special European Anfield Nights' . Alan 'I hate Chelsea' Green spouting shit on Radio 5. Skys 'Liverpool Specials' bla bla bla. Want us to win this semi final desperately.

Definitely take a 1-1. Big Fat ''Huuunbelievable'' Gay Boy Rafa says Abramovich is the key. I hope he's not alluding to any bribes.

Anything the team attains is in spite of the Special needs One in my opinion. He adds nothing at best, but is at worst a liability.

Well done lads

In an astonishing revelation, reports from Portugal indicate Benfica may be looking to secure Grant’s managerial services should he suffer the axe at Chelsea this summer. Grant’s agent Pini Zahavi was reportedly in Lisbon last week to meet with Benfica president Luis Felipe Vieira in order to discuss the possibility of Grant replacing Fernando Chalana at the Estadio da Luz. It is believed Grant will seek a ₤5 million payout from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, while Russia coach Guus Hiddink and Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard are the front-runners to take over at Stamford Bridge next season. Goal.com It is indeed astonishing, it's probably a case of Grants fellow Israeli billionaire agent bigging up the charlatan to secure some kind of job for him, and another little dig at Mourinho. Still, wa hey! fuckin' take him. Tell you what we'll have a whip round, just to give him a bit more dosh, if he fucks off.

Just said on Radio 5 Chelsea PR has gone into meltdown, and Simon Greenberg has warned papers with writs if they print any more about the players revolt. He has warned journalists that they will be banned from the ManUtd game and Liverpool return leg if they print any news about the players wanting Grant out. Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

Avram Grant facing Chelsea mutiny Exclusive by Paul Smith 20/04/2008</H2> Avram Grant (Pic:Getty) The backdrop to Chelsea's Champions League clash with Liverpool is a revolt among some senior players who want Avram Grant removed from his post as manager.Sunday Mirror Sport has been told by a senior club insider that certain Chelsea officials are aware of the mood of discontentment among the players. The players plan to make their feelings clear to owner Roman Abramovich when the current campaign is over. The source said: "The players can't - and are not prepared to - take much more of it and eventually they will make their voices heard. "Something has to give. The only unity is on the field and that is down to the players. "In a nutshell, at this level he doesn't know what to say or do. He has to go." As many as eight players are threatening to go to Abramovich to request the removal of Grant and coach Henk Ten Cate. Sunday Mirror

No we're not spoilt. That accusation could be levelled if we were moaning because teams were beating us fair and square, and we were playing to our full potential. As it is we're not, due to the players having no respect for the manager -well maybe Joe Cole is the exception, genius player, but not the brightest star in the galaxy. Under that fat clown he's managed to fuck up the FA cup, the Carling Cup and now the League. Wigan, Aston villa, The Yids, and Everton, all in all 8 points dropped in the last minute, that a competent manager wouldn't have let happen.

Yeah living in Liverpool has one advantage seeing as we play them every year. Is it true the women are all orange from fake tans ?

If I owned the club I'd put the club before gash, or at least have a bed in the directors box at a strategic angle.

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