Fulham Broadway

Comes across as a .... ...very nice man

Pikey twat can only score with whores -then the braindead soppy tit, falls for her. This is already playing 2nd fiddle to the cricket scandal. Also this has nothing to do with two players who have injunctions so still at least another two players to be shown up . Will the press and fans treat him like JT ? Will mr capello be judgemental again with his star (crap) player? Wont hold my breath......

Brilliant. Love the way everything is said sooo deadpan. ''fuck off you fucking prick'' said in the voice of a Party Political Broadcast

Made me laugh...

Well now hes at the Bindippers he needs the points....

Because theres two (hopefully) they will gel and Alex will help them as well. Yeah, was on about the Gilberto that went to the Yids, and Kleberson was given enough chances if I remember. Although an Argie, Veron can hardly be considered a success. -there was also that dreadful Alfonso Alves (boro) and that other world Cup winner Roque Junior disaster to Dirty Leeds (hahaha). I think we have to remember that Prem clubs are businesses now, with football a secondary attachment. Bit like this forum Therefore the Boards are looking at the economic spinoffs first linked with ability, whereas it just used to be 'get him hes fuckin brilliant'. (unless youre Man City or Real Madrid of course)

They seem to do better when they've played somewhere else first - and have a bit of maturity like Alex and Belletti -was thinking of National team playing flops like Gilberto, Robinho, Jo, Kleberson all fuckin useless over here. I think Chelseas signings are economically driven primarily at present, but the youngster isnt short of talent thats for sure , and with Ramires as a compatriot , hopefully set the Prem alight

On the positive he does look the bollocks....however I do have a few reservations. Apparently there are more Chinese Man utd supporters than all the rest put together. Fact. Very useful for paying off Glazers debts. What does this have to do with Neymar and Ramires ? I hear you asking. Well after a bit of detective work it turns out that South America, and Brazil in particular is where the money lies. When a Premiership club buys a Brazilian national team player there are literally millions of Brazilians who then 'support' that club -(bearing in mind the population of Brazil is near 200 million) thats the transfer fee repaid plus double bubble when they buy the megastore tat. Buying Brazilian is a shrewd bit of marketing -the only reservation I'd have is they have a poor track record of settling at British clubs.

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What do you think were his greatest moments ? 30 yarder against the yids was fantabulous, as was his numerous blocks, and 'allowing' Terry to score against Barca. Love this for the 3rd against Yernited Have That

Takes a big, big man to fill those boots, has been imperious. Luckily we have Alex and Ivanovich to step up to the plate, and possibly Bruma. I also wouldnt rule out a signing. Makes me laugh -Ricardo has given away a hundred penalties, and hidden them from the refs over the years Against Barca as a prime example, springs to mind...

Billionaires dont come into football to become less wealthy. Randy Lerner had made it clear that O Neill would have to sell if he wanted to spend. With Yids and Citeh making it now a 'top six', Villa have been stopped in their tracks unless they spend...

Real are subsidised by the Spanish government, indirectly, so no surprise there. Just as Liverpool -if the Chinese deal goes through, will be subsidised by the Chinese government which in theory could make Man City look like paupers.

Good report Alex but wouldnt say we were 'battered'. Could quite easily have been 3-2 or 4-2 to us, the 3-1 flattered them. If there were weak points it was the defence which with Alex Cech and Boswinga due back any time soon should allay any fragility. West Brom will feel the force of the real Chelsea after this fundraising pre season friendly..... PS highlight was the lone Chels fan gesturing to the upper tier of celebrating yernited for ten minutes

Oh dear, been watching Football Factory have we ? You lot have a chance of top four -but unlikely. More probably us, Utd Man city and that other North London mob....

Especially when injuries could quite easily disrupt a team. It encourages the likes ofFerguson etc to say Rooney has a strain to avoid the game, (not that Rooney gives a fuck about England anyway) and the whole attitude to England matches becomes second rate. Can already hear the crashing out of Poland/Ukraine 2012 excuses ''too many games'' ''winter break'' ''grass roots''......etc

TV and Radio plauding the Murderers fantastic victory in Europe last night ''one of those fantastic Anfied nights '' bla bla bla - against who ? Oh yeah Rabotnicki..er from Macedonia..in the Europa league. Hardly worth a mention but you'd think they'd won the CL the way the press have been banging on about it -and how ''Joe Cole is transformed now at Anfield''. Yeah. we'll see. Also Rooney photographed pissed up and smoking at 5 am, what do the media do ?- portray it as ''laddish behaviour''. This after stats show he was the worst player in South Africa by far. Just wondering how they would have portrayed it had it been Lampard or Drogba.? Just waiting for ''Ashley Coles trail of Destruction'' next week. ''See pages 2,3 5,6,and 7'' because hes dropped an empty crisp packet.....

England perform rubbish in South Africa -yet the players have an attitude that friendlies are an inconvenience at best and a complete waste of time. I'm just wondering would German, Brazilian, Spanish players feel the same ? No - i think they would put their patriotism first. That said you cant blame the English players -the Prem League is the money dripping circus that the whole world wants to see and comes first....

Just showed him on Sky - having a bit of a fallout with Drogba, also laughing that he sang You ll Never Walk Alone as the initiation song. Seems pig ignorant and looks like a cross between Gary Neville and a rat.....

Yes would present a few formation headaches -but Drogba and Torres up front would terrify defences -..if they could play together... Brilliant. We do need back up keeper -would like to see David James -Hilario is suspect and Ross Turnbull is hardly cover for the increasingly injury prone Cech

''Numerous sources, including radio station Talksport, and Guillem Balague via his Twitter account, have been reporting that Fernando Torres’ move to Chelsea is an almost done deal, stating that he should be a Chelsea player by the end of the day. Adding fuel to the fire a number of bookmakers, including Paddy Power have suspended all betting on Torres joining Chelsea after seeing a huge flurry of betting action yesterday.'' Reuters Brilliant to rub the scallies noses in it if he comes -does eem a bit injury prone -but we dont want him to go to Citeh ......

Good shout the yids could sneak a place. Harry seems to know what hes doing (apart from saying England will win the World cup

With Citeh having @40 first team players, theres a distinct possibilty they will break in; Chelsea ManUtd Man City Arsenal

Good shop -you could spend your pocket money there. .... (Or even in WH Smiths on Keystage English Level 1)

Just what I was going to say -they got stuff like that in Poundland, Poundstretchers or fatstretechers whatever its called