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Yes. Says that almost word for word HERE

Glad you think so. Better Film

Doubtless UEFA will feel the need to come down on somebody, and I wouldnt bet on Chelsea not being in the firing line. Platini has recently been wined and dined in Dubai by Man City owners, and i exepct he'll meet with Abramovich as well. There are plenty of ways round this 'operating profit' marker, as most companies practice 'creative accounting' of some sort and tax avoidance -eg Abramovich pays no UK tax. In reality this UEFA ruling is a warning shot to try and curb excessive spending and put the brakes on an already out of control scenario. Can you really imagine Real Madrid or Barcelona being penalised or denied access to European competition ? What Platini et al should be really looking at are the clubs that are bought with loans -eg Man Utd, and the excessive interest payments borne by fans that go into the Glazers pockets. End of the day there will be much huffing and puffing by UEFA and all the big clubs will creatively balance their books

Scored a couple tonight, but hasnt been the same since Coleens been bashing his ear for shagging those prossies....

How on earth was that not 2-8 ? Still my theory about the signings geeing up the players seems to be right. Kalou is like buster Keaton

Oh no, really ? Thats terrible

Yeah said that in a previous post. But hopefully just the effect of the signings will be postive to the rest of the team

To the tune of That's Amore ! When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll, When you're glassed in the face by a twat with no pace, Andy Carroll When your cars set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll When you're either in Jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll !

Good approach there GZ. Not only Sunderland, but all the so called lesser teams will raise their game and want the Chelsea scalp. Like after the mad spending spree of 2004-5. What Ancellotti has to do now -and what Wilkins was good at - was to psychologically raise the players. Hopefully the signings will have a positive effect and gee up the others......

Liverpool have signed Andy Carroll for £35m plus add-ons for any trophies that he wins at the club.... This is expected to bring the deal to about £35m Liverpool will now have Lou and Andy up front. "I know, I want that one" .

Pussy, Yachts, and football in that order

Bizarre thread -or is it something someone said ?

Anyone go for these ?? Yes I know you do Steve and Ollie. Never really bothered, but am thinking of getting Torres one just to fuck off the plastic scallies at work Plus got to get Roman his money back.....

Almost guaranteed he'll start on the bench. With 60 mins on the clock or thereabouts, he'll come on to rapturous applause and much gnashing of the odd scouse tooth

...bet theres quite a few Geordies this morning who want to kill off this 'cockney mafia' I expect Ashley has reassured them that the money will be spent wisely (wearing diamond encrusted pants, a coat made of money, and a crown.

Like a knife thru butter L ... youre probably right. That said Fergies Fuckwits have got to lose at some point...havent they ????

Sounds like a plan. The only difference to that if I could choose would be Malouda/Anelka behind Drogba and Torres. Its good that the squad is strengthened now -and the Luiz fella is teh bollox as well by all accounts

Andy Gets Burgled

You're probably right and the goons are prob second fav for the league -however, as the late Ally McLeod said after Scotlamds exit in 1978 ''..footballs strange..'' Yes 1971, when they had replays for finals ...and we did Man City in the semis if I remember rightly

Word up Mike. If we can get six points against United at home and theatre of shit, the league is back on methinks

Forgot about that -how long before his gaff is raided and his stash of coke and his back issues of Viz are nicked ?

I think to be eligible to play the deal had to be concluded yesterday at 13 00. Will feature against the dippers though....

How about the good old fashioned Chelsea death threats.... ?

If he cant be arsed, fuck him. I'm burning my Sturridge shirt.

I wont be at all surprised to see some crazed scouser run on and try to attack Torres.....