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Useless fuckers have probably signed Emerson Thome

So he aint no Ashley Cole then

Find it hard to get excited about someone I know nothing about but I don’t think he will play much, don’t think he was even first choice at Roma. Alonso might sharpen his game now.

The irony here is, yes, what his agent was asking for was unreasonable on the face of it 120k up until 35. But with todays diet and physio, the blokes physique, he will more than likely still be banging goals in when hes 35 ala Ibrahamovic

Another well planned transfer window. Emile Heskey on the radar....

I swore since about 2007 I would never take notice of transfer rumours, and ignore it till the deal happens. Its just their just a way of employing lazy journalists to type lazy journalism for news hungry fans.

That might make a bit of sense. The redshite media journalists here don't want us to have him

Loving the Yeovil chants at Mourinho ''Shit Guardiola, Youre just a shit Guardiola, shit Guardiola,

You might be on to something. I noticed when his fortune did dip by around a billion, input seemed to dwindle. But it also coincided with his new bit of fluff and a divorce. Its interesting -opposing fans used to jibe in 2004 'Wot you gonna do when the Russian gets bored and fucks off ?' I don't think he will do that, but is trying to do things as cheaply as possible. Like I said, I have a feeling things would change if we weren't top boys in old London town. Anyway back on topic -where's fucking Gordon Dzeko ??

Dodgy packages..... -he'll fit right in with the SW 6 Sibneft mafia

Sounds like he'll fit in nicely following a sleazy tradition of Ron 'fingers' Gourlay, and Klepto Kenyon.

Why sack them ? They are making a profit, and we have just employed a new marketing man to add revenue from the massive TV cash. We also have a vast array of silverware using the current business model

Abramovich is probably the best owner/fan in the league. When did you last see any of the Glazer freaks or Mansour Bin Zayed at a game ?

Why ? Its a profitable business. Ask Kroenke, Glazers any Premier league owners

I really don't think who manages makes any difference to the Russian way of control. The managers are just disposable employees. On the positive, it has seemed to work in terms of trophies since 2003, compared to say the gooners or Utd ie when you look at the 'stability' of having just Wenger for 20 odd years. But now it seems the Glazers have changed tack and are into large speculating -but this a response to their 'noisy neighbours'. I think a kick up the arse for Abramovich an Maria would be if Sp*ds suddenly spent big and over took us. As it is, the board and Abramovich seem happy to cruise along , as long as we're top dogs in London

Its almost like the board are running the club down a bit, Conte to be shown the door in May, and then rebuild again in the Summer

To Giroud apparently, but Wenger has said hes going nowhere till they have signed s striker. Fucking shambolic

Light years behind the Manc teams and others now in terms of being after a player, the calibre of players linked to the club, and negotiating deals. If City or United wanted Dzeko it would be done in two or three days. So much fucking about, either shit or get off the fucking pot.

Hes got a point. Wheres the traditional gooner Chels flare ups ? All fucking Continental playboy chums together now with their fucking stupid haircuts, identikit model wives and fucking Beats headphones. Bunch of ponces and football can fuck the fuck off tonight.

Really hope they sort this out -bit of a discrepancy over bonuses or something atm.

That's the great thing about football anyone can beat anyone on their day

Nice assist by £75 000 000 man Van Dyck for Swansea opener

So awash with money they don't seem to care -bit like us 2004-5

Looks like this is happening with his agents flying to London as we type -and Palmieri definitely is. Always thought he was a beast at Citeh and even with his age -the physique and build means we should get a couple of years out of him, maybe more like Ibrahamovich. He will definitely get goals.

Breaking: Chelsea have re signed the services of Kerry Dixon. A club spokesman said the 56 year old is not as injury prone as Carroll, is about as good with his head now as Crouch, and more mobile than Benteke. 56 year old Dixon will sign a one year contract on £250 a week and be sorted with a bit of sniff now and then.