Fulham Broadway

May will be the fourth Tory PM to be ousted because of Tory splits over Europe. This time they are wrecking the country as well. Referendum was called because Cameron didn't want three MPs defecting to UKIP. As far as Brexit affecting players playing in the Prem, it will be negligible. Billion pound TV driven capitalist business that football now is, they will find a way whereby transfers are smoothed over regardless.

Chelsea win 2-1 Through to the quarters

Chels back in front 2-1 -McCormick our U19 captain definitely one for the future

bollox jammy cunts -just floated a free kick straight in

Get in 1-0 Chels

or BT Sport Ch 3...

Never mind yer Citys, Barca, Liverpools, Massive UEFA game tonight . .. . . . . . . . . . . Chelsea U19 v Montpelier U19 0-0 half time at Cobham

We were banned, but I still have my 1982 membership card . With the transfer ban does anyone ever win an appeal ? (rhetorical)

Brilliant pic. Lol at all the 'lionels'

Gotta love the bloke !

Yeah know what you mean, but 'Looking like' and reality are two different things. It was bad when Drogs, JT, Lampard went but sky didn't fall in, and the club endures.

It's got to the point with Hazard now that if he doesn't go he is showing a general lack of ambition, which is a problem in itself. It would appear that he would be willing to settle for the easy life with us, knowing he could get away with inconsistent performances throughout a season but yet still be first name on the team sheet. Real fans are unlikely to take to him if he does go, because of his personality. It all feeds in to itself. If he goes this summer, we’ve still had his best years.

….and FIFA are happy for builders working on the dodgy winning World Cup bid at Qatar dying at the rate of one every two days....

Lol you've certainly got about UJ. I;ve done all the Canaries now but not La Gomera yet. Not that unhappy about the ban-think it could work in our favour. I remember when us fans were banned -if you have an original 'You Can't Ban a Chelsea Fan' tee it's worth a small fortune !

Well that's a pisser then, oh well with Hector at the back we'll be ok

Gran Canaria is good. If youre into the naturist thang, run the gauntlet of Africans selling massive bling watches and sunglasses and then over the dunes you can join the stark bollock naked Germans waving their schlongs and saggy tits about. On issue, with the transfer ban Bats, Abraham and Morata up front next season. #Wallop

It was great -slumming it in SouLanza and Fuerteventura all inclusive - too many Cuba Libres though Whats happening at our wonderful club -have we got Hector back yet ?

Specials (am in Spain atm dodgy internet cant get youtube)

To quote Brian Clough ''young man, it is not played on paper'' This game needs to be taken seriously, manager just gone, ex Chelsea at the helm, a wounded neighbour just down the road can be dangerous. Shouldn't under estimate them, for them they'll be playing like it's the Cup Final

True - Was thinking more of off the pitch shenanigans - so much bad blood

Dirty Leeds 2-0 up. We'll have some tasty fixtures with them again next season at this rate...

Heard that the 'racist' fans had their season tickets returned and bans lifted. Video and supporting evidence from stewards backed their story. Apologies from Matthew Syed, Dan Levene, Ian Wright etc etc and Sterling …..?? Nah just silence

Dropping Kepa and playing Willy was the best option. If he'd been sacked after the Yids, he'd have felt totally cunted having not had the balls to show who's boss

They all sound like absolute cunts