Stingray

Been reading Thirty Shades of Grey , have ya?

Well .... Willian a blue! I am actually very, very happy with this and I only see it s an upgrade of the team, not threat. The only thing I fear for is that the board took this opportunity and will take the foot of the gas for some of the signings we really could use, especially in the pivot (Witsel as said above - Hurraaaaaaa ! ) I can see Oscar dropping to pivot and KDB getting a more central role in turns with Mata (if he stays .... ugh) and Oscar. We have so much quality now that it is becoming scary. This is a good thing - Hazard and Willian on the wings will be something to watch out for. Add Oscar and KDB for build up and crosses and enter a young, enormous, built like a tank finisher such as Lukaku ... wow. So .... HAPPY ps: just don't sell or loan KDB or Mata - that would be a huge boner killer.

I have no words for that sort of thing, really ...

Lol@KDB in that stat

Tea and a turd. Lovely!

Apparantly :-) don't click it, though!! Really, don't !!

Nom nom nom

Go for it!

Yes, the urban dictionary can be quite the adventure ! Don't look up european steamboat for example.

You missed the ping pong ball shooting vagina apparently

Blasphemy !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20angry%20Blaker

Just do an angry blaker instead!

A pivot doesn't necesarilly contain two dm's. Look at Lamps now.

You deserve even one more, mate

Now that was funny ....

Ok, back in town! Let's set this pub straight again!

Just one thing. Having seen Kevin play so much: I have faith. Quality always comes to the surface.

You can't make a post comparing two situations and then say "I'm not making comparisons"!

You may be right, i think!

Lovely post, Mak!

This. The lad hasn't even gotten a chance to show what he can do without being completely overhyped in fairness. Its not that. It is the vitriol and cynicism dripping from your post that is. Indeed you are right, he hasn't got the chance to prove it HERE. You saying he is ballon dor whatever blahblahblah is what is bull. Nobody did that. Also, it means you as well are qualifyong him without seeing him play. Some of us did. A lot.

Watch out, you forgot Kevin "The Future Ballon D'or, World Cup, Euro Championships, Champions League and Premiership winner, player of the tournment and winner, young player of the tournment winner, the most overhyped player in history" De Bruyne. Do you get paid to be an asshole or you just like it ? I will quote you on this later with great pleasure :-)

Chelsea trying to hijack the Willian deal from Spurs, another attacking midfielder. Jose said 1 or more players will go on loan should we get him. Mmmm i dont believe he will go on loan.

The random bullshit rumor came from Jose himself. He didn't say De Bruyne but it will probably be him or Moses, should Willian sign. Wtf happened?? I was away for days without internet?