Magic Lamps

what does mata do an the kick-off?

I always read YAWN instead of YNWA. And that is exactly what i do, when i hear that boring little song.

I always read YAWN instead of YNWA. And that is exactly what i do, when i hear that boring little song.

It just feels so shit having no proper Captain on the field. Cech is okay but captaina always should be an outfileld player.

lol just saw commercial: Torres to score 7/1 now is 9/1 only at ladbrokes...

why should rather play Lampard, Ba

But Utd won't give so much about our game at Old Trafford either. Win vs Liverpool and win vs Spurs and we can even go second.... Just stop being so pessimistic. We can do this, cos we are better than le Arse and the Spuds. Everton have nothing to play for and are not the force away they are at home. OUr players will raise their fuckin game for the big occasions. Maybe we have to scrap that fuckin EL and end up with no out of 8 titles, but we will end up in the top 4.

Tottenham are raping ManCity....why can't we do that, too? Too small, simply too small

late red for olivia giroud. Won't do much in this game but what will they do when he is out for the next 3 games. Podolski as no 9 ?

Berbatov was born offside.

Since Arsenal are notoriously outta the title race they also refrained from digging their own grave every season -sadly.

ohhhhhh berbatov.... strike it in the bottom left.

Can't believe that cunt once played for us, one of a quite a number shitty mOurinho signings.

oh right, how could i forget him...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Are you kiddin me? Why should a two times German Champion like Lewandowski make a move to a mid-table EPL team where he would probably get paid less and would not play internationally? Have you actually ever watched a minute of football? Yeah. Finally someone else who wants narsingh. Fuckin beast that guy. Pacy , clinical + cheap. true. classy CB like Hummels or Garay - 25m solid DM with great all-round skills like Gonalons, Bender, Capoue 15m+ good DLP like Benat, Gündogan, Strootman (DM or DLP?)15m+ pacy, out and out winger Narsingh, Alexis Sanchez 10-25m striker who offers more than Ba or Lukaku Aspas, Schürrle, Lewa 15-25m+ so let's buy 5 players promote a goalie, KDB as second option for CAM and DLP, get back Lukaku, Outs: Torres (15m) Marin (7m), Essien (10m) Benayoun, hilario, Turnbull, Ferreira, Malouda etc can leave for free. (I know already said multiple times but it just feels so good to write 'em out )

yeah, he got a staggering 4 assists and exactly one goal in 32 epl games. What glory will RVP get, do you really think he is gonna be player of the year again? He will miss out on that as will Carrick.

31 goals sound great, that's true, but nonetheless he is a little wasteful. BVB and their style create so many chances, a more clinical striker would score more than 40 goals per season. Their conversion rate is theri major flaw. Aubameyang would cost less than 20m and is faster and more clinical, better header. He is Utd-bound anyway.

true. Falcao is as good as the two of them combinded, but I'd also rather have Schürrle and Lewa, cos they are younger and got mor epotential to develop yet. but would Lewa only cost 24m ? My guess is more 25-30m adn that is rather expensive for a striker who does not always remember correctly where the goal is? Maybe Pierre-Emerick aubameyang would be a better option, he is so fuckin pacy, can also play winger and does record even more assists than Lewa...

Yeah, there are goalies with a better goal-to-minute ratio than him Also Michael Carrick has nothing to do on this list. Just one average player with another average season. Probably Bale will win, Suarez with a shot, too. Eden will win young Player, even though it feels he is more than a talent, cos he is already first team player at one of the biggest clubs in europe.

The design is pretty similar to the Bayern kit of last season. with the 1/2 sleeves, the v-colour and the stripes? whatevs, adidas kits always look better in blue.

Hope e get an undeserved win this time, cos we should have buried Liverpool in the home game but just came away with a draw. Fact is we got twice the team pool got and they are no more than a one-man mid-table team with a nice attitude against the big boys. This season might have been a nightmare throughout but we won at White hart Lane, the Emirates (ok bad example ), Goodison Park... ok that's it. But my feeling is Anfield road is due a raid again since 2010 - even though our current team is not even half as good as it was then.

.Now they can tell their friends, they already got the 2014/15 kit. For one year at least.

Whatever form, Torres remains one decent player with a fragile confidence, in the right conditions his abilites once might have risen to worldclass but these times are long gone and will never come back. He has been a failure here, but that is not solely his fault, I think he has done all he could most times. That is why we should not be condemned. Of course he gets paid amount many of us have never seen but he remains a human and no money in the world can extinguish the mistakes he hence still has. Some people succeed though, soem not. but even the ones who did succeed have never mocked Torres, cos they know it could go wrong for themselves anytime. It is also human that we , the fans blame him for everything, but we have never been any near that kind of situatioon, so who are we to judge? Most obviously Torres+Chelsea never worked sufficiently and the last 2 years are evidence enough to predict it never will. It would be great if his latest jump of form would help us win the EL, but no matter what, he should leave, but he should the credit he deserves for his efforts.

Schürrle is more mature, intelligent than Sturridge, but Sturridge is far more talented and unpredictable. Still I'd rather have Sanchez, cos he is a little quicker, out and out winger, more experienced and skilled. Though it is not much a difference.

The new kit looks really great. Problem is the relatively long sleeves and the v-collar make our smaller players look even smaller. On big guys like Cahill it looks amazing. The gk-kit looks really retro. Didn't like it at first but it I am always pretty sad for Petr that he always has to wear some random colours instead of the famous royal blue of Chelsea. I wish he would get a blue second gk kit. Lamps not promoting our new kit is really sad, too. Not because he is arguably our best looking player, it is a very obvious hint that there is no way he will be with us next season. Why else should an ugly chap like Oscar be model instead of him?