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One of the easier exercises for his spin doctor

It would surely be possible if Willian the fucker would be open to a move but he is sold on staying at Chelsea. I dont know why but it is his last goal in life to bring this club down.

Sarri can't complain and tbf - contrary to conte - he never does. He got his Jorginho and HIguain, he got the best ball-playing gk in the world with Kepa + he gets to have Hazard,Pedro, Kante and his beloved Alonso to accompany this. What is a bit mindboggling to me is to see which lengths the board goes to give a modest manager what he wants but refused to do the same for cheque-book managers like Mourinho and to an extent Conte. Maybe it was not even his results but his behaviour that got Conte the sack. Shame would have loved to see a really good manager backed as much as Sarri is backed now. Could have made us CL competitors again.

But Marina was always main negotiator on our behalf

I think hes referring to how she milked Wolfsburg for Schürrle and Atletico for Costa. But yeah she fucked up mamy sales like Kdb, lukaku, salah

Fun fact, Lukaku has 9 goals in 26 matches this season, same as Morata in 24 When we get rid of Morata i will be glad we wil be shot of both

Ah u are right, thanks, Only u20 copa is now, my bad

Isnt he off to Copa America in a few days anyway?

Summer was the time to sell him. Really wonder why we did not offer himnaround when he was hot shit even after Dortmund pulled the plug.

i thought they were gonnas sign Christhian Stuani. But whiilst Giroud is useless atm, it's not really advisable to sell him. If we sell him and Morata we have no strikers to play for us in the EL, which is our best shot at CL.

would take him in a hartbeat, esp bc. I am quite sure CHO will never be as good as James. But a swap deal is very complicated and too much of a long shot . All parties must agree and I don't see why James would see us as his best option over Real and Bauern.

shit, lets hope its BS, I want both but if I had to choose I'd probably go for Lozano

Yeah but 35m is peanuts and maybe they fund it with a sale. Btw is Piatek now available or not?

What makes u so sure? Really hope tho. If it means Piatek is available then we should waste no time on Higs

No. Selling Diego was the correct decision. He was 29 and toxic and performed like shit the entire 2nd half of the season and really was an absolute nuisance banging on about his desire to go back to Atletico. We got 65m for him despite being in a weak position and he has been shite since. His sale was excellent business after Conte had fucked up. Nonetheless buying Morata was a mistake but that does not take away that selling Costa was correct.

Yup Golovin was a fuck up but a good one. Just recently missed an open net in Fabregas debut at Monaco. Paredes on the other hand i am confident we eiöl get done but it will drag om a few more days.

Irrelevant, sarri never rests Alonso😅

40m € is indeed a gift. The board is obviously too stupid to realize that opp. In summer Real and Juve will be all over him

CHO is gone, we should face it. And who gives a damn if he is 2nd choice after Hazard or after Willian, CHO will never be a starter here and he has his mind made up anyway. We can not play Hazard out of position any longer as long just to keep CHO. We need a striker badly.

would rather sign this Daigne guy for 20m than Higuain on any permanent deal. But the board seems hellbent on either Wilson or Higuain... I will never understand those lunatics.

Me 2. Jovic is the full package. Quick, combative, cool as ice in front of goal, can finish with his head, both feet, cleanly and dirty but only in the box. Werner is available in summer but i guess Bayern already have a pre-contract with him. If not he will got to Liverpool for sure. I think we have a really thin chance only if the others fuck it up somehow.

lol Haller surely not. He is like a carbon copy of young Giroud. Graet hold up play, good in the air, not very mobile, decent technique, average finishing and sometimes not enough involved in the game. I dont think we will be interested in him unless he steps up a notch Jovic is currently on loan, so probs unavailable in Jan but there will be a chance in Jun. Benfica are shit to deal with but usually Portugese clubs sell if the price suits them. Piatek I don't know if Real has turned his head or if there is an inside deal with juve or Milan but I think he would be attainable albeit super expensive.

I think you made your point very clear. And you maybe right. Maybe it is indeed the right thing to back one manager one philosophy no matter what. But i am dead cert the club will not have enough patience with Sarri and he will be gone before the end of the 2020 season and we will revert to another stop gap manager to win the odd title. And I dont mind actually. I dont give a shit about attacking or posession football. I enjoyed the power play of thr 2004 to 2010 squad and Conte counter attacking nuch more than i wouöd ever enjoy Sarriball or tiki taka. The only thing i would sacrifice short zerm titles for is blooding in youngsters from the academy..i hope we will at some point have a manager who is good at that

30m would bw fair imo

Joke of a board. The club is above that.