Magic Lamps

Lukaku unplayable. Even taps Opa gets just blown away by this force of natur nice play from Havertz shaving the goalies balls off with that shot weird pen

lol Jorginho has the body of a 14 y.o.

Zorc has today gone on record stating " Wir planen mit Sancho. Er wird nächste Saison bei uns spielen. Die Entscheidung ist definitiv. Ich glaube, das beantwortet alle Fragen.“ which translates to: "Sancho is in our plans. He will play for us next season. The decision is defnite. I believe, this answers all questions". He would fkin embarrass himself if Sancho still left. They can easily get a better price next season. Edit: Nevermind, was posted before. but I maintain, why should Dortmund let him leave now when they hold all the cards.

No. The deadline is today. Zorc officially rejected a move for him this summer. https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/bvb-jadon-sancho-machtwort-manager-michael-zorc-verkuendet-wechselverbot-72316452.bild.html

the wait will end at last. Tonight, Inter are gonna kick Bayer out of EL, so I could imagine the deal being closed by the end of next week.

Looks like an absolute tank. Huge, quick and good on the ball. Also appears like he can play right back as well albeit he would be wasted there. Can’t wait to see a player like him in the first team but there have been quite a few towering cbs in our development teams in the early 2010s and none made a breakthrough

Or maybe he still turns out great like Robben cos he learns faster than others. It seems like the Dutchman he always makes leaps in form and ability right after returning form injury

With that record we should get at least 50m for him.

yup, Mount, Kovacic, Giroud will probably join Pulisic on loan at Vitesse lol

How surprising. Real MaDrug, UEFAlona, Bauern are for UEFA what ManUre, Loserpool and Arse are for FA.

i will give him the benefit of the doubt bc he is still young and maybe he can become a good player for a midtable club but today he would have got a drubbing from gnabry and perisic

maatsen is terrible

i guess we dont want this to become embarrassing.

The question is what will people consider as our defensive problems solved. I am sure we will concede at least 10-15 goals less in all comps due to better offensive output taking pressure off the D. I cant ever see us become a defensively solid side under Lamps simply because that is not his style. If we want to be a side that concedes 20 goals per season, we have to hire a different manager. but we all know how defensively minded managers turn out here. I wouldnt mind tho. I always like the sit back and counter hard approach. I think we have managed it a couple of times this season like vs ManCity.But that is not hte footy Roman wants to see. We knew Lamps defenses are wild when we hired him.

the last time Bayern conceded 4 times in one half was 11 years ago vs Barcelona when they had players like Lell and Ottl on the pitch. Teh next CL round said Barcelona advanced thanks to their top man Övrebö. But hell have we been fucked by the refs this season again. Cant imagien us ever haivng crucially profitted from reef mistakes in all our history (apart from the drogba winner at OT in 2010).

At least we managed to score. After the Spanish divers, uefc Bayern was always their golden boy. The refs will not even allow us getting close to a miracle comeback

Yup and I have no doubt he will regain his full pace given his age but Davies is one of the fastest players on earth. I think CHO really is no match

If we really do not sign another winger after Pedro and Willian departure we are so thin on the wings, I am sure CHO will play lots with Puli's constant injuries. He really needs to step up his game tho. Wehave not seen his true ability at any point this season apart from that one game where we thrashed those minnows in the coc

they will be rotating position anyway I guess. But Mount vs Davies was an absolute mismatch for ability last game, maybe CHO can try his luck but I think even he does not stand a chance pace-wise

that lineup is terrible but i guess it is the all we have with the injuries. I still hate Mount on the wings. they are so much quicker than us all over the pitch it will be ridiculous. can see another thrashing

Theo Hernandez is a physical beast tho whilst Tsimikas is just quick but weak af

Mind this was vs the 7th best team of the 5th best league in Europe and Lyon could have scored a couple more themselves, should have gotten one more pen. Ronaldo and Juve time is up.

We did manage to replace he old guard properly tho with the Azpi, hazard, Snake Generation. The transition was facilitated by some like jt, Cech staying for a bit and some junior members of the old gute stepping up. It just proved shortlived generation as most like matic, cesc declined much earlier than the old guard or did not stay as long. The big fuck ups tho were the mou, Conte short termism that forced so many promising talents like kdb, rom sala out. The failure of the board to reconcile that brought us where we are now. A few years without titles if we want it or not

Juve only gameplan under Sarri is waiting for penaldo flukes. Deservedly punished

Over to Lyon match. Clear penalty on Juventus Urin. Nothing given. Another corrupted ref