We Hate Scouse

I feel you haven't sold yourself enough Kevin. You've just said you like sports. You need to sell yourself more, make them think they should employ you for this lucrative role.

You never answered my question. Do you remember the time you were a Mod? Do you remember the time you took down a whole section of the forum? You should be idolising me. Get on your knees bitch

Kevin4Mod

I've said it for years we have the most fickle fans in the league. There's no question about it, it's crazy.

The Adidas logo looks ridiculously out of place on the home shirt. If I was to sum it up with 1 image it'd be this:

Looks like he would be more suited to a dance group than football Saying that he does kinda look like the little kid in Diversity...

This. There is a lot of time to rest at this point of the season. They've just had a week. After Burnley another week, after West Ham another week and after Hull it's internationals so 2 weeks.

Have I missed something?

Scored yet again

That's just French police. When I went to Marseille a few years ago there were a lot of Chelsea in one bar. We wasn't doing anything wrong, the locals were loving us. Filming us singing and stuff. Along come the French police, kettle us in, tear gas us for no reason and then take us to the ground. It was similar in Madrid, except they decided to get their batons out and batter us for no reason. The racism is completely inexcusable though, there's no defending that. After the Anton Ferdinand thing we played Genk away and there was quite a lot of racist chanting there. Luckily the papers only picked up on "Anton Ferdinand, you know what you are" but there was a hell of a lot worse that night http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/8864068/Chelsea-should-apologise-for-deplorable-Anton-Ferdinand-chants-say-anti-racism-campaigners.html

I was a Mod once. You?

I wonder if Cuadrado will start? He has never played Champions League football (he has played Europa League albeit) and only 1 full game for us. It'd be a mistake for us to chuck him in here imo.

An own goal

The first comment on the article is brilliant

Chelsea - Real would be so much better. More of a story.

Exactly then we can start playing youth. That's how you win things right?

Hardly a bad thing

Daily Star

Ineligible

The Twitter things just a bit of banter. Some people are so serious

Choulo the Mediator

Why would he want to come back? That sounds like an amazing life. What a chap. I bet he gets cheap Latvian hookers every Thursday evening too.

She's eating for two

She will be on gas & air in about 6 months time