From the legendary Max and Paddy's Road to Know Where! (what ever happened to that?)
Paddy: Hello love, can you catch?
Girl:Why?
Paddy:Cos I got a couple of balls coming your way.
(Girl pulls up a claw as a hand )
Chelsea are a club with many original songs and many songs that other clubs use, although I will sing this, as I will sing most songs it is a song/tune that most other clubs use. We should come up with a new one to stand out like we use to.
There all gunna raise the money and then hicks and what his name will say no and the money will then disappear and the 99,999 scousers will be angry except the one that ran away with £500million.