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Surely it would be more beneficial to us, for squad harmony and financially, if we give him to a club on free that perhaps cannot pay his wages and pay what they cant. That way we've got rid of him, yes we're still paying his wage for another year, but it's less than what we'd be paying if he was here.

But didn't we ban Tribal football, Caught Offside, Goal.com etc. because they were so unreliable? What makes Twitter any more reliable? Surely Twitter is even less reliable than these sources?

It was a joke buttercup, don't take it to heart..

Possibly the only upside to living in England

He's a Brazilian. If we stereotype all Brazilians on Henrique then we can concur that they are all patriotic to an arrogant degree.

Michael Owen on a pay as you play contract!

Well the dictionary definition of sexy is - Sexually attractive or stimulating. These perverted people want to be turned on by the type of football we play. Disgusting.

1 vote for Lampard...for that incredible 3 minutes he played?

Have you ever seen him play to say so? I most certainly haven't and I haven't heard of him, but I won't hold that against him. He could be absolutely quality. Why is it that we always have to sign big names or players that have proven themselves? When a club signs a decent player that perhaps wasn't that well known that turns out to be good we all say how we should sign them......Give the bloke a chance before you judge him. I'm certain if the club are going after him they will have scouted him thoroughly and judged him to be good enough to be a squad player, because that's all he'd be.

Where's Slojo saying how shit Mikel is? Oh wait he's banned

Luiz has cut his head open

Why give Lampard 3 minutes? What's the need

Why does Meireles take freekicks? Has he ever actually taken a decent one? :/

Fantastic atmosphere!

Why does Luiz take freekicks? Has he ever actually taken a decent one? :/

Where's the other 8%

You fat bastard, you know what you are hahahahaha fuck off Dowd

Fucking ridiculous!

Other supporters are going to start calling us a one man team soon, Hazard is running the show. I fear what we would be like without him!

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/137185/1/watch-chelsea-vs-newcastle-united.html Perfect for me mate

Torres really needs to do better in those situations, I hate how he runs out towards the wings when he's under pressure. Just try and do the player!

Give Romeu a chance for god sake.

Yesssssss!!!! Hazard you beaut

3 games 3 penos hahaha

Better pass to Torres from Meireles