Hutcho

coke.

why the hell is our best player of preseason so far still not on....

ross trunbull he just said lol. Yeah exactly as i spelt it.

What are the subs, because ESPN, still having an orgasm over wandowoski (however you spell it)?

The slogan isn't even catchy, its just sooo long...

Probably just cut in on his left... lol.

I don't think Ramires has been bad on the wing, though imo its clear it is not his best position and it forces us to lose a lot of width. Wouldn't be too much of a problem if it was on the left, as ash, could create space wide, but ivan isn't the best attacking overlapping RB.

Piazon KDB HAZARD MARIN would be good to see... Maybe give mikel a run out as well. Or josh.

Watching chelsea is never stress free, Never has been, never will. Even pre-season... Thats why we love it.

Why does every event have to be brought to you by a company, then have thier slogan straight after it. I know its money but is so annoying. "half time report brought to you by Castrol, (Slogan about random crap)... "

John terry has to impress, for his place in the roster... What you smoking dude.?

Can't wait.

What did rambo do wrong?

Marin hasn't been that bad. A couple of shots blocked, but his runs good. If he picks a pass occasionally then opinions may change..

No point the defender even tracking him down the line... Never gonna happen...

Hazard time please...

Hopefully that spurs us on.

JT is like: COME AT ME BRO.

BOOM, NOW THATS A LEGEND.

Lukaku, first touch of a rapist.

tbf we have 1 striker who doesn't appear to be playing.

Lol, the commentator said you just cant teach that goal. What the lucky toe poke in the corner... ?

He just wants a special rub from EVA.

LOL, nice hug.

This ref is pissing me off.