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I have no life. I've been refreshing this page for around 2 hours. FINALLY it's working again <3 In other news - Sky Sports News for the last 2 hours: "Eden Hazard is due to reveal which club he'll be joining... any minute now."

That...hair...is...AWESOMEEEE.

C'monnn. I want this Belgian connection so much! Hazard - Lukaku - De Bruyne (Lukaku EVENTUALLY obviously. Not yet.) That, with Mata behind them, omg. Excuse me for a minute...

If Hazard doesn't choose us, can we convert this thread into a "Fuck Hazard" topic?

I also, unfortunately, believe that it'll be Manchester United. I'm pretty sure SAF has been following Hazard for around 2-3 years now, and the new wage demands being 'released' sound much more feasible for Man Utd now. They'll be selling Berbatov, so him leaving will free up the wage list a lot.

Maybe it was supposed to be an email to his family and not actually for Twitter, and his phone just messed up. Perhaps he and his family were talking about which takeaway they'll be getting tonight to celebrate his glorious season, so he simply replied - "good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks" I assume he'll be getting an Indian, as they're simply the best.

I can't handle this suspense.

If we sign Hulk, can our away kit have a green top and purple shorts? And maybe have some ripped bits near the chest area?

For anyone who's interested, here are all of Eden Hazard's assists and goals for the season that just ended:

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Cool. Now tell me - What have you accomplished in MY lifetime?

Celtic fan. Also, you haven't won the Champions League, silly boy. You won the European Cup before most of us on here were alive.

Having a worldwide fan base is something for us to be PROUD of. That's what puts the likes of us, Barcelona, Real Madrid etc. above the rest. We are not an exclusive club. We're open to all people, every nationality, ethnicity and origin. I've never heard one single Chelsea fan say that we have a proud and rich history full of glory - we all know that's untrue. We have however, had some of the greatest players to have ever been seen, and this past decade, created records which are yet to be broken and gained millions of fans who love seeing a determined team with a diverse fan base along the way. We have an owner who LOVES the club. Do you want to know a little fact? The Arsenal owners, as just one example, actually have more money than Mr. Abramovich, but other club owners only see their clubs as an investment. There's nothing that stands out from your post apart from jealousy. A jealousy which I'm sure brings a smile to the faces of all on this forum. I feel sorry for whichever club you support for having a fan like yourself. And finally, brush up on the 'history' thing before jumping on that bandwagon. FYI - Chelsea - 1st club in history to wear numbers on shorts. Chelsea - Most league point total in the history of the PL. Chelsea - Best European record vs Barcelona in history. Chelsea - Had the best Italian player to ever play in the UK. On top of that, players like Desailly, Gullit etc. have played here. They are legends of the game. Chelsea - Had possibly the greatest manager in the current game. Chelsea - Highest scoring midfielder in history in Lampard. Chelsea - Most goals ever scored in 1 season in the UK (Jimmy Greaves). Chelsea - Most PL goals in 1 match. Chelsea - Fewest goals conceded in 1 season. Chelsea - Most clean sheets in a season. Won the First Division/Premier League 4 times. Won the Second Division 2 times. Won the F.A. Cup 7 times. Won the League Cup 4 teams. Won the Community Shield 4 times. Won the Full Members Cup 2 times. Chelsea are the only London team to win the CL. Won the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup 2 times (Once against Real Madrid). Won the UEFA Super Cup 1 time. That's just a SCRATCH on Chelsea's history. Educate yourself.

I completely agree with you. 100%.

+1 Best playmaker I've seen all year, Pirlo aside.

If we want a new right back, we should look no further than Lille's Debuchy. He turns 27 this year, but wow, he is simply outstanding at times. Easily the best right back I've seen this season, Lahm aside. He's also equally adept at playing right-midfield or on the right-wing. He reminds me of Srna who we were linked to a while back.

Hazard would suit dark blue waaay more than sky blue or red. I feel that our shade of blue would bring out the best of his eyes, in their perfect, sparkly and shiny form. . . so that's another reason why he should sign with us I guess. If THAT doesn't convince him to join us, I guess we need to get Eva Carneiro to do some 'dirty' work..on her knees.

Did you just copy and paste that from @TransfersCenter Twitter? lol

Now, let's have a moment of silence to fap over this Hazard news -

You're welcome.

Cavani is a work horse, just like Drogba is. Falcao is definitely more of a threat due to his superb heading skills and great finishing, so he would probably get more goals in a season, but I'm sure that Cavani would help the team more and strike much more fear into defenders eyes. (Surprisingly though, although taller, he's actually lighter than Suarez! So he'd have to use his height well to bully defences.) I've got some friends (ooo shock, I know) in Italy though, and the feeling over there is that Lavezzi will leave Napoli this Summer, Cavani the next, and then another season or 2 before Hamsik leaves. He'd be a nice addition though, definitely.

Wow. Didn't think I'd be saying this tonight, but I'm now sold on Hulk...I think. It's not that I've seen anything new of him, or that his stats impress me etc, but I've just realised he reminds me of one of my fave ever players - Garrincha. (But Hulk has way more strength.) Whatever I said, F it. Sign him now.

How people say Silva (Not us, other fans) has been better than Mata this season baffles me. Stats-wise, Mata wins. Influence-wise, Mata again wins. Who's the European Champion? Mata. Mwah ha ha. I love this little guy. Gotta come up with a nickname and song for him.

I didn't once argue that anyone's opinion was wrong. All I did was, like you said others did, was share an opinion. People replied to my opinion, and I replied back. Don't make it out as if I'm the only one clogging up the pages. If that were the case, there would just been endless replies to myself with no one else conversating on the subject. Also, this website isn't supposed to be casual hang out based around popularity. It's a FOOTBALL website, about Chelsea. That's all I've spoken about since being here, unlike many.

I am an expert on everything.