Leif

Once he leaves I want him removed from our history. If you watch WWE (don't judge lol) think Chris Benoit.

Our players won us the Champions League last season - not Di Matteo. Why can people not get that in their heads? I don't like this "look what he did for us last season" rubbish when there's talk about whether he's good enough or not. Drogba. Cole. Cech. Terry. Lampard. Mikel. They won us the Champions League. Even players like Bosingwa, Kalou etc. They had such a drive, want and will to win the trophy - and they did. Not because of 'tactics'. Out of heart and determination. All respect to Di Matteo as a player. He'll always be a legend at this club. But he is going to damage his reputation if he continues to be manager here. We have shown zero progress under him. Only one game this whole season had me thinking we were actually moving forward, and that was against Arsenal. Upon reflection we didn't actually do that much different vs. them. It was more about them being poor than us being good. Give any real top manager our players and we'd be top of our group, no doubt. Di Matteo won't mould our very good players - Hazard; Oscar - into top-class players. Take sentiment out of the equation. List just 3 positives that he's shown since the CL win which not every other manager would show in his position.

Oh well. If we get sent into the Europa League it's time for Piazon, Lukaku (if recalled), Feruz (long shot) etc. to shine just like Suso, Sterling and Wisdom have done at Liverpool! (It'd be a shame to stop his development at Watford and recall him, but the Europa League would be amazing for Chalobah in my opinion.) We're not out yet though!

No

Cech shoulda saved.

Ramires you're shit.

Donetsk score! 1-1.

Oscar has nice hair. It looks like a sheep.

I'm trying to lose weight. Stress retains body fat. This game is stressing me out. Therefore, the longer we're not winning, the more fat I'm going to retain. Logic. CMON GUYS! DO IT FOR MY MOOBS!

Oo damn Cech, dat wuz a fine save bby

Got a feeling this may go in. If it does, Pirlo, you're a cunt with pubes on your face.

@, I like your idea better.

Oh fuck off Vidal. Awful acting.

WOT U DOING RAMI

Cech's elbows must hurt. So many diving saves already.

Don't see why we couldn't have just played roughly the same team we did vs. Juve last time. Pirlo barely got the ball that game.

Need to bring Torres on (no, seriously). At least he can win some of those headers from Cole's crosses and Cech's kicks.

RUN!!! RUN! STOP JOGGING! STOP WALKING! RUN!!!

Vidal is everything I wish Ramires was. (I said this about Fernandinho the other week. I'm naughty.)

Oh and regardless of tonight's result, Oscar has officially 100% won my heart. That run of his sealed it.

ANNOUNCEMENT: If we lose - I'm going to do a rage workout to get my anger out. If we win - I'm going to masturbate to "Blue Is The Colour."

Mata isn't doing well. He keeps leaving his left position. When he's in position though we've sliced them open (a bit).

What the fuck Ramires. Wot u doing.

Imagine if Falcao was where Hazard was after that Oscar pass, eh

Ivanovic just isn't very good anymore is he Great arse (no homo) though.