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Moses stop playing like you're at fucking Wigan

Fuck sake Torres is a pussy

I've always wanted to properly follow a team in Brazil. I followed Corinthians when Ronaldo was there for a bit. I considered making them 'my Brazilian team'. Oh how silly I was. I fully despise everything I'm seeing from them!

Pissed off that we haven't made a sub yet.

Need. Oscar. On. Need. Luiz. In. Midfield. Need. Ivan. Partnering. Cahill. Need. Azpi. At. RightBack.

Pretty much every shot of theirs came through the middle. Which players of ours are supposed to prevent shots in the middle? yeah

CHAMPIONS OF SHIT DOUBLE PIVOTS, WE KNOW WHAT WE AREEE!!!

Well if this game is proving anything, it's that Cahill wouldn't be a starting XI player in any top team in the world, and certainly shouldn't be a starter for us now or when Terry retires.

Ref is shit. Foul on Hazard. Doesn't give anything. Then starts playing football himself.

Lampard just isn't good for fuck sake. He's 'not bad' these days in a 4-3-3, but there is absolutely no way in hell he should be starting such important games, especially in a 4-2-3-1. Talent >>> Experience.

If Lampard wasn't a 'legend' at this club and had just arrived this season........well...

And that.

Well that was awful.

Why are the Corinthians fans shaking their fingers? I don't think that makes noise.

Torres is having to come wide and drop deep again to get the ball unlike his more recent games. Just like last season... when we used this double pivot.

Just fuck off Ramires. Why would you just give them a fucking throw-in deep near their GK when we finally have a decent spell of possession.

Cole >>> Messi

Oh look. Someone in the DOUBLE PIVOT area making an accurate pass TO THE WING. That player? DAVID LUIZ. Ramires is just awful. Not making any good passes and now a dangerous tackle which could've got us an early card.

OVER THE LINE! OVER THE LINE!

Picking the exact double pivot which caused us so many problems last season is already looking like an idiotic move.

My very first words at around 4seconds in - "Oh no, don't boot it away..." and what does he do.

Robbie Savage makes me wish I was born deaf.

This is our 11th cup final in 8 years. Not bad.

Scared our midfield is going to get overrun and Paulinho will somehow have the same of his life. I just hope Ramires doesn't go forward too much. I've missed Lampard's asscheeks. They're quite good. Not as good is Ivanovic's, but good.

Arghhh. Too many changes in the team for this game for my liking. Likely all down to Azpi's poor performance, meaning Ivanovic has to replace him at right back, leaving no one else but Luiz to move in beside Cahill. Kinda sad for Oscar. Being from Brazil I assume this would've been one of the best moments of his life had he started (and won!)