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1. Ever smoked a cigarette? Yes
2. Drank so much you threw up? Yes most recently Saturday
3. Recently colored with crayons/markers? Yes
4. Paid for a meal with only coins? If coffee counts as a meal then yes
5. Ever been to Africa? All the time
6. Favorite Salad dressing? Honey Mustard
7. Favorite pie? Pepper Steak
8. Ever steal any traffic signs? Yes
9. BMW or Mercedes Benz? Neither
10. Favourite Flower? Orchid
11. Favourite TV shows? Heroes, Veronica Mars, CSI
12. How many pets do you have? 4 dogs and countless fish
13. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die? I haven't really thought about it that much
14. toilet paper up or down ? Up and over
15. Ever told a boy you love him just to bed him? HAHAHA No
16. moment when you were really frightened? Catching people breaking into my car
17. your favourite word? Oi altho that's not really a word - i would say Quagmire
18. if you were God, what would you do first? Rid the world of hunger, remove Robert Mugabe from power and make sure he never gets it again
19. Do you follow a team other than Chelsea? Not really but i follow players (like i watch Real madrid for Robben and Guti and Valencia for David Villa)
20. If you could see one player play in a Chelsea shirt in the world, past or present who would it be? i've already seen 2 of the greatest Zola and Osgood
21. Do you like Marmite? No
22. Have you ever eaten raw meat? Yes - sushi and biltong (obv not together)
23. Ever sung the national anthem whilst drunk? Yes and sang it sober too - i love rugby matches for that
24. Ever watched a team other than Chelsea play live? Local teams but those were never really important
25. All-time favourite Chelsea player? Mark Nicholls and i'm serious with that one
26. If you could play for Chelsea for one game only, who would you play against? Barcelona - i would love to walk out onto that ground and then shut all those people up
27. Chelsea are 1-0 down away to Manchester United. The Blues win a penalty in the last minute - who should take it? Frank Lampard - he's still my number 1 pen taker