Jase

We have conceded more goals than Arsenal. And we laugh at their defence...

CAN SOMEONE TELL KANTE THAT HE CAN PASS FORWARD?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

Seriously, how the hell have we become a one-man team again? CHRIST!

It had already begun in the Villa game. If anything, the pandemic has been a blessing in disguise and curse for us.

Had expected this to happen and yet here I am, fuming...

Gonna be sent over the edge watching Rudiger, Christensen and Kante try to play attacking passes. So, so bad.

YUP...

Can Havertz play at LB, CB, RB and GK?

You think he will? He'll just blame the little details etc again, as always.

The larger issue of our shit set piece defending is that it has plagued Lampard since his Derby days. Never solved it then and still hasn't solved it now.

We are fucking useless. We truly are.

Kante is so useless in front of the back 4 when we want to be on the offensive...

1. Hope Pulisic is actually 100% fit and not being risked unnecessarily. 2. No Jorginho again. Is anyone gonna ask Lampard the question? 3. Barkley in the XI from the start is gonna be interesting... 4. CHO back on bench, taking Pedro's place. 5. Kovacic starts. No Mount. 6. Looks like Kante is the lone DM again...

Pulisic is with the team tonight (and so is Christensen). Looks like he will be on the bench at least...

I swear Eddie Howe and Bournemouth only turn up twice every season, that is whenever they play us. Otherwise, they are useless and said this before, Howe is overrated.

Seriously, it would not be surprising one fucking bit if we fucked up the chance to go 3rd tonight. This kind of thing has happened far too many times in recent years!

Leicester are losing and we have a chance to go 3rd? Cue the bottlejob from us tonight...

Maybe they couldn't quite do it because of the whole lockdown thing previously?

It likely doesn't mean much in such cases but seems like Sancho was left out of Dortmund's new kit launch. Feel free to make of that what you will.

On the subject of kits, Dortmund released theirs today... Same energy.

DOESN'T THE SAME APPLY TO AT LEAST OUR NEXT 5 GAMES, INCLUDING THIS ONE?!