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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2335416/Jose-Mourinhos-transfer-targets-Chelsea.html Looking good. Seems increasingly likely we will not go for Cavani but rather a cheaper but still great Talent (i.e Jovetic, Rooney etc) because it seems he will Transform Romelu into his new Drogba. Cech Ivanovic Mangala Luiz Cole De Rossi Fernandinho Oscar Mata Hazard Lukaku/Jovetic So. Much.Jizz

It was already posted on a previous page.

Essien will almost definitely be a Chelsea player this coming season, as a RB and general Utility player. I think he is still very useful.

Hypothetically if we signed him, I wouldn't understand it. He's not a pivot player and he certainly shouldn't start ahead of any of Mazacar unless Oscar moves into the pivot and Sneijder plays along side Mata and Hazard. However we have KDB for that and even if Sneijder was merely for depth in the AM department it wouldn't make sense as we have plenty of numbers in there. Please don't let this signing go through. Not because of his quality but because we have far more pressing concerns (CF, Winger, Midfielder).

Navas to Citeh is a pretty good signing. He's not a game changer but a good underrated player nonetheless. It will be interesting to see how he handles homesickness though. Let's hope we don't get Schurrle.

I was smiling throughout that entire Interview. To be honest he looks really tired so it's a complete lie when he says he doesn't need a Holiday Hope he takes one and comes back mentally ready to conquer.

I hope he says something like 'The Special One has returned'.

Let the domination begin.

Why exactly are people waiting for confirmation...? Mourinho kind of said it himself, I don't know where you people have been.

Listen what you say doesn't matter. History won't remember any of what you just said. History will remember Jose Mourinho as the best Manager of his genaration and one of the best of all time. Depending on how his time pans out here, which I suspect will be a period of fairly long success, he could kick on to become THE best of all time.

Really now? ManUre fans seem to be shitting themselves. Mourinho was ManUre fan's first choice replacement for Ferguson. Please explain.

Jose must be a very successful madman then.

Yes and the Moon is red and Cow's fart out rainbows.

That gif just won the internet. The whole damn internet.

Definitely sounds like he wants to stay for the long haul. Not good news for rival teams.

3 more days until the forum crashes...

We'll strengthen our team, quite a lot I suspect. Our only weaknesses were, in regards to the first team, the pivots and CF and in regards to the squad, Depth. Both those problems are already within reach of being solved. It's not just us. A lot of opposition fans recognise we'd probably be the favourites going in to this because they know what I know, that our team is a great manager (Achieved) and a couple of improvements (Soon) away from being an elite team again.

Actually only 2 seasons.

Glad we're on the same page.

There's a difference between skill and desire. Citeh have a better team than us at the moment but everyone can see they are a team full of Mercenaries with little motivation when it get's tough, evident this season. Their whole season was just one big collapse. Even without Mourinho we have that drive. With Mourinho that strong winning mentaility will be back.

£85 fucking million. ROFLMAO.

Time for some honesty. Pellegrini is just not going to cut it. This Citeh side doesn't have enough spirit or desire. That's that. United actually don't have as good a team as us or Citeh. Ferguson was the difference. Now that will be exposed. We're favourites and rightly so. You could quote me in a years time and this could all blow up in my face...but I doubt it.

I can't lie. I think it's a bit of a waste of money. However as long as this doesn't push De Bruyne out in some way, shape or form, I'll accept it. JOOOSSSEE is back!

HE'S BACK HOME Prepare Mancs, for the Domination!

The best he'll become is a slightly more talented version of Joe Allen.