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100m 🤔 no way Jose.

This kid played against us in a pre season friendly if I remember rightly and looked pretty damn good for his age. Wonder why he hasn't come along since then.

Koundes height isn't a massive issue. With that logic... Cannavaro and Carvalho would never have made it.

Exactly. How can we send a bid to Juve for a loaned player ?? Surely it would be Fiorentian who we would have to send the bid too! If juve have an obligation to buy, does that mean Juve get first dibs and no other club can bid for him ?

Thank the Lord Lukaku is hell bent on staying at Inter. I don't think we should turn our noses up at A GRIEZMANN joining on loan. That could be a shrewd move. His physicality could be a problem though and I think the way we play, we need Haaland but Haaland unfortunately does not need us.

Exactly. There are just too many variables that for me say this isn't going to get done.

I said from the start this isn't happening and I'm sticking by that statement. German clubs can be parculiar at times... I'm not sure if it's pride or ignorance but what I do know for sure... they love holding an Engliah club over the barrel.

Perez is a 🤡. How does this guy have friends!? We were lucky not to have entered a Super League with that cunt in charge.

How the fuck have Barca got themselves into that kind of a predicament!!? Not to worry... they will be let off.

I have to say, I do really like the look of Vlahovic. That could be a good shout.

We're going to end up with Lukaku aren't we. Fuck a duck.

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United aren't fucking around in this window. 😒

He is a decent defender but I think our midfield and Striker problems need to be addressed firstly. Our defence under Tuchel won us the CL and if he had come in from the start, it could have arguably challenged for the title.

If its true that his fat fuck agent wants to include a 'get out clause' whatever that really means, I can't see us completing any deal that isn't on our terms. That's just not how we do business. We do things on our terms.

Signing Mbappe would be weird but wonderful. One can dream.

I don't think Haaland was ever realistic to begin with... I hope I'm proved wrong but I just don't see it happening... never have.

Thank fuck, Bakayoko has done us a favour by rejecting a contract offer. I wouldn't let him play for my sons team if he paid me.

I wouldn't count on that. They are making some decent moves in the market.

Very good deal for United. Sancho is a special player.

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Dean Jones knows fuck all. Literally, fuck all. He doesn't have a source in England let alone Germany.

😄 why are you already at panic station ?? There is plenty of time left to get deals done. Plenty.

My fucking phone has a mind of its own 😆 I meant, 'I CAN see it not happening, I've already come to TERMS with it'

It is what it is.. I can't see it not happening, I've already come to tears with it.