Sir Mikel OBE

Silva. De bruyne on the wing. Silva coming off for Navas now, so De bruyne moving to the middle

Lol so you are saying they are us from last season?

City looks like shit.

Their fans wouldnt accept him coming to preseason overweight and starting slow either. He'd have to go to a place like PSG where they are forgiving like us.

I can see Mane having fun against our midfield. Need Mikel and/or Ramires for sure.

He needs the sack.

What good is creativity if you are just going to leave your marker in the box and let them score?

It was the best Anime ever

Pretty big balls dropping him....Didnt pay off lol.

You can't tell me he is giving his all out there...

I didnt want Jose sacked this morning. He keeps picking Ivanovic though. Jesus christ man

Midfield getting worked.

Not unless we score twice.

You don't really believe that do you?

To be fair Demba ba noted that strikers here get played on name alone.

Heard about it from someone who did.

Kids collapsed.

I didnt even know he had a girlfriend/partner lol. Footballers do start having kids young though. I couldnt imagine having a wife or kid when I was in my late teens/early 20's.

Wait Zouma had a baby?

He wouldnt be able to get away with coming to preseason fat, and being a slow starter, with Madrid though. Those supporters are ruthless compared to us who will give him leeway while he plays himself into form through the season. He'd have to change his entire personality if he went there, and I don't see him wanting to do that.

It shouldn't take a manager for him to at least TRY on marking his man on a corner. I will accept that for his general shit play, but that goal is inexcusable.

Nobody would be as least as qualified as him. I can't even look at highlights of todays match because seeing him not even trying on that corner makes me rage.

Still doesn't feel like a chelsea player to me. I honestly don't know what to really make of him.

He keeps saying that, yet he keeps putting the same shit out there. It loses its effect after a while.

That sub might have saved his job...for now.