Blue-in-me-Veins

Just read we've never won Away to Stoke in League Cup play. We're something like 0-7-4. Not like I had us winning anyway. There's no doubt I've already shaved off like 2 years of my life watching us play this season.

Our next three matches will be season defining for me. We simply cannot afford to not win against Liverpool or Kiev. Another loss in the PL or UCL is a game over. Heck, even in the LC against Stoke (if we want any shot at a trophy) There's no way I see JM lasting for all three games. Because there's no shot we'll rattle off 3 consecutive wins. Damn this is so depressing. Can we just fast-forward to May 2016?

Heard of him, never seen a min of him in action. There's only so much football a man can watch. Stones is the man. He's English. A Ball playing CB. Looks like Cahill. Oh and did I mention he's English? But on a larger note, I wonder if we'll ever move Azpi to RB? (After this season). our future back-line looks foggy at the moment, because it depends heavily on who'll be in charge come January, and next Summer.

He can play rb aswell which has been a major source of our issues this season. Same thing applies to Stones, their both capable RBs. Baba should be given the keys to that LB role, but that currently won't happen. Either of these players would have helped.

Marcelo Biesla is a mad scientist, in every sense of the word. And I love him for it. Not sure the EPL is ready to handle his 3-3-3-1 formation

Holy. Shit. When you put it like that, it hurts even more. We've been had, we've been hoodwinked, we've been took, bamboozled, run a muck, and led a stray! Hazard is next

The only real alternative to JM is Carlo Ancelotti, but I'm not for that move.. Although, maybe Roman could persuade Jupp Heynckes to come out of retirement until the end of the season? Not entirely implausible tbh.

Not sure if he'd want to come to us right now... However, he wasn't happy at PSG for not informing him of our interest in the closing stages of the transfer window. I'm a fan of him, and if we could somehow pull this off (given our current status) that would be incredible. Him and Stones have to be priorities in the summer, if not January.

Not a fan of Carlo, but is there any other option? No way JM will last the season.

We're a joke of a club at the moment. I thought mou promised no more funny headlines?

Doesn't help when you have a CB at RB innit? Seeing them pick on Zouma was hard to watch. Wouldn't have been THAT much better with Baba either.

Willian PLEASE SAVE OUR SEASON HERE!

Fuck everything about Football. Everything!

LETS GOOOOO!!! Whooooohooooo

When will this season end?

http://www.chelseafc.com/the-club/about-chelsea-football-club/club-personnel.html Your preaching to the choir mate. I was with the Belgian Brigade hyping the life out of Kevin De Bryune. Here's some shameless self-promotion. lmao http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/12219-kevin-de-bruyne/page-98

Alright Chelsea, the slump has lasted long enough now. You got us good there for a couple of months. Players coming back over-weight, the board putting out a statement to defend Jose Mourinho. Good one's I gotta admit. But the jokes stopped being funny a couple of weeks ago. We're almost in November, it's time to get back to winning ways don't you agree? So do us all a solid one and let's get back into the top 4, say by, i don't know, beginning of January? That shouldn't be unreasonable right? Sincerely, Concerned Chelsea Fan...

Love this guy too. Tremendous talent. And we're both the same age too, fuck me, what am I doing with my life. All the sharks will be in to buy him this summer. Highly doubt we'll be top of his list. Shame.

You've answered your question mate. People are calling him a girl whenever they say Maureen, more so a 'Bitch' tbh.

No shot Guardiola will ever come here. the amount of changes and transfers he'd need to make would be insane. Not to mention, he'll always be operating under the shadow of JM, (whether you like it or not). IMO, He'll give it 2 more tries to win the UCL with Bayern. If not this year, he'll sign a 1yr contract extension (like he usually does) and give it one last shot. But by then, Pelligrino's City may still be a disaster in Europe, LVG will have finished his last season at Man U and retire, and Wenger's deal will also be finished in May of 2017. Personally, i see him at Arsenal, book it.

You just knew those rumors of him coming to chelsea to work as an attacking coach were never going to materialize. When its too good to be true, it usually is.

Whoever's making these is a legend.

Don't kill the messenger.