BlueLion.

Might change mine to KJDSHJPOJPKEHAFPG to join in with this ridiculous name-changing trend. Might actually stop it, it's hard enough calling Badboy 'Ultra Blue' and Killamanjaro 'Peace' and LDN 'RZA'. Soon we'll be calling Jim 'NorwichCFCFan', Kez 'CovChelsChick' and Steve 'Celine', it's frankly getting ridiculous now.

He'll play 4 games for them, then never play again unless Kompany's injured.

Don't worry, it will happen this week, I'm sure of it - probably be tomorrow, the clubs have been very busy with the fixture congestion so negotiations have been shelved I would presume.

And there is the obvious seal of approval from the Twitter twats who tweet nothing but bullshit.

Still nothing official, pipe down you lot. I've been watching ChelseaTV all day (well, had it on in the background while I'm reading) - nothing been mentioned about him.

I normally show a lot of patience but I'm not impressed at all atm!

Turnbull Hutch - Cahill - Terry - Cole Oriol Lampard - McEachran Sturridge - Torres - Mata A Spanglish all-stars team

If he's lying to me, I'm going to get him fired and steal his job.

And all his ability.

He'll still get to 200 goals. Only 20 to go... unbelievable. And to think I thought 'meh' when we signed him.

I knew that Wolves performance would be a false dawn, I've learnt not to get excited over anything close to a 'good' performance from Torres, which are few and far between.

Imagine if we'd have kept Stoch and given him all the game-time Kalou has had in the last 18 months. Granted it actually hasn't been all that much, but imagine what he could have done...

If he wasn't ready to play he wouldn't be on the bench for the first team and would be playing at reserve level.

Yeah, great to see him back. As for Mellis, he's another one like Jack Cork that has talent and promise. Won't get a chance, we'd much rather go and buy another Benayoun instead.

AVB can go and fuck himself over his youth 'policy', which seems to be 'ensure they become stagnant'.

You know I said he could be a 15-goals-a-season player? I take it back. If he could finish better (granted his goals were expertly taken yesterday) he could get 25+.

4 days before the court case.... if he plays, Terry will score, and it will be after nutmegging Anton Ferdinand just to rub salt into the wounds.

Looks like he's asking Eva for a quick one.

I will be donating £10 for every goal scored in this match to WaterAid.

Chelsea vs Sunderland FA Premier League - Saturday 14 January 2012 - 3pm kick-off

A new mega-bucks deal for Kalou would do nicely.

Just in time for Terry's 70000-game ban.

We never make it easy for ourselves

I know Fergy has brought back Scholes, but re-signing Riccy and Sheva is a bit extreme

All worthy winners, but this is long-overdue for Laylabelle! Congratulations!