Beast

His ass is so peachy ffs.

Team: Cech; Bosingwa; Luiz; Terry; Cole; Mikel; Ramires; Modric; Mata; Torres; Sturridge Bench: Hilario, Ivanovic, Rajkovic, Oriol, McEachran, Lukaku, Lampard, Drogba, Anelka Still in 25-man squad: Ferriera, Bertrand, Van Aanholt, Kakuta Sell: Kalou, Malouda, Alex, Benayoun in swap with Modric Loan: Kakuta, Van Aanholt

Goal.com gave Drogba a rating of 7, Torres got a lower rating i think, lol.

We won but this was a loss in many ways. Not smiling at all, bit depressed actually.

Malouda and Anelka are so shit that they can't score at a brothel.

This is one time that i'd support evolution

This game is an absolute pisstake. Considering the fact that i've got the biggest headache at 3:30am in the morning. You know we have massive problems when we've got players like Anelka, Kalou, Malouda, Lampard and to an extent Bosingwa in the squad. It's an absolute disgrace the way were playing i feel so sick its disgusting. And the atmosphere at the Bridge is piss-poor as usual. I'd be way more furious but it's the Sabbath.

This game is an absolute pisstake. Considering the fact that i've got the biggest headache at 3:30am in the morning. You know we have massive problems when we've got players like Anelka, Kalou, Malouda, Lampard and to an extent Bosingwa in the squad. It's an absolute disgrace the way were playing i feel so sick its disgusting. And the atmosphere at the Bridge is piss-poor as usual. I'd be way more furious but it's the Sabbath.

Proof that Jesus exists

Lampard and Kalou on..Rage-o-Meter reaching boiling point.

Kalou is like Cancer, no matter how many times you fuck it off, it keeps coming back.

The biggest Juan Mata fan award goes to: Styles

... Yeah the ink is probably drying now

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/08/18/2625902/didier-drogba-and-nicolas-anelka-not-leaving-chelsea-claims Anelka staying.

Source?

Updates don't Mata, because we've got him! TAXI

A case for Kalou shouldn't even exist to be honest.

Perfect match to see if AVB stands by his word by saying players who don't play good won't play even if they have a big reputation (Lampard)

The Bible.

Kalou..is that you?

Dont worry, i've been a fan since december last year lol

GuillemBalague Guillem Balague that would be an awesome signing for Chelsea and for Torres. Valencia would accept 30m EUROS

I know buddy Nevertheless, 300k a week for anyone is a joke.

Yeah, there is no God because i'm not getting paid 300k a week. ?

300k a week for Eto'o? So that's me studying for 15 years then when i finally get a job, i'll make 300k in.....carry the two....8-9 years.