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Lek Shu Habib wanna go down with the boys in our skyline gtr and get some kebabs?

Sturridge is back!

I'll jizz if we get Perreira and Modric.

Kinda feel sorry for them. I've never hated them like United or Liverpool.

30M for Perriera? Love off Chelsea.

He needs to pull his head out of his loving ass and realise that playing at Chelsea is not a joke, and he is dragging the club down. I agree with what the other posters said, why do we need to build a team around a 50M man? He needs to create chances on his own aswell. I support Torres but i'm on thin ice. Dzeko realised that the EPL is no fun and games so we whipped some ass by scoring 6 goals in 3 games. Torres is a liability to the club and personally I'm going to give him 5 games to see what he can do, by then we should of brought in a playmaker.

International friendlies are more useless than a pornstar with a condom.

Did you get a Journalism Degree at Harvard University?

The Lukaku>Torres statement was a tongue-in-cheek statement..

----------------------------------Courtoius------------------------------------ ????????-------------Luiz---------------------Bruma?-----------Bertrand ------------------------------------Romeu-------------------------------------- ----------------McEachran----------------------------Mata-------------------- ------Sturridge------------------R.Lukaku------------------------J.Lukaku------- In a couple of years?

With us signing Davila and either Modric/Moutinho/Sneijder/Hazard, i think he is off.

Probably the best post i've seen on TalkChelsea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_53hAr41pw AVB <3

Thank God Sturridge is back!

He has enough breaks while he wanders around the pitch..

Mata

Anyone who's happy with our performance has no ambition.

Anelka over Lukaku? AVB you damn clown..

Fucken hell, this is the same shit from last season. AVB came in 60 days ago but it looks like he doesn't recognise that Drogba, Lampard and Malouda are fucken shit and need to be dropped/sold. This is piss poor, we're being dominated by fucken Norwich City. We're offering absolutely fuck all and were 3 weeks into the season with a couple of days left in the transfer fucken window.

My stomach hurts when i see Malouda in the starting line-up.

Mata? He was captain at Valencia.

Before we were taking over, we were still winning trophies, we were in the Champions League and we had top players like Zola, Hasselbaink etc.. Before $hitty were taken over, they hadn't won anything for 38 years, they were fighting relegation and their best player was Stephen Ireland, a player which seems to have disappeared from Earth.

Looks like your not getting my house Spike.