Ankit

Luiz has been confirmed out by Jose for tomorrow!!

I expect him to start both the matches. Him and Cole look like should start both the matches. Terry more likely, though! Iva is a RB according to Jose, Cahill already played 90 mins for England and Luiz is out of tomorrow's match. So against hull, it should be Terry-Cahill and against Villa, it could be Terry-Luiz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBiFY9LDlU Premier league Promo 2013-14 EDIT: Now it's showing the thumbnail, which it wasn't earlier.

Welcome, and i hope you got the codes to join our league. I am going in with 3 Chelsea and 1 Villa.

Now if Tiote scores and Agbonlahor gets a red, i am going AWOL!!

But he WILL be playing 2 matches, compare it to tiote who will be at City playing deep. I think you should start Agbonlahor!

Agbonlahor on bench? Why? He should start ahead of Tiote, for me!!

Have you sent a PM to Steve?

When did you see Mata dribble and shoot? I thought he collects the ball, then finds a player making a run and put in an orgasmic ball. Dribble and shoot? Not really, mate!!

I have it from the horse's mouth and your article is a day old. I win. Or else he is a liar!

André Schürrle ‏@Andre_Schuerrle26mNow at home after training:)) I am fit and really looking forward to Sunday!!! Who is coming to the stadium? #behappy #cfc

Owen's prediction.

No idea about that, mate! I hope he is available for the Utd match or else who will troll the OT crowd!

Yup, seems like that!!

wasn't at the confed cup! Will start surely!! Azpi-Don't think so! Torres could be touch and go!!

Chelsea Youth ‏@chelseayouth8s Jose Mourinho has ruled David Luiz out of Sunday's game through injury, whilst Mata 'will be assessed'. Rest of the Confed Cup guys unlikely

Arsenal :lol2:

He also said: "When I go there and I sit in that dugout I am Chelsea, I am not Jose Mourinho" Goosebumps.

Looks a very good team TBH!! I am hoping for Soldado to have a cracking debut(simply because he is in my team ). Although lots of people have gone for Lambert but i think this will be a breakthrough year for Jay Rodriguez which might make Lambert playing time less!! We will just have to see what Soton manager does though!! First few weeks are just to align your team.

Yeah, one of the very few creative players in Norwich. He should start atleast one of them!!

Mourinho: I believe the Premier League is stronger now because there are more teams that can fight for the title. "Of course I'm more mature. I feel very confident. But my DNA is the same and my nature doesn't change." "I will go to my dugout, my stadium, my people" "Probably in December/January you'll see who isn't good enough to compete for the title." "I don't like to play teams that come from the lower division. They come as winners. They come with a fantastic attitude." "Till the last day, we're all waiting for something [a transfer] to happen. We'll see what happens." Mourinho on Rooney: I'm just the #Chelsea manager. We all say 'No' but we lie. We are all waiting for something to happen. Jose on Eto'o: "As I said in Asia, we're trying to get ONE player. [Rooney]" Mourinho on Luiz: "We are being very honest by saying David is not leaving."

Your players will fetch you points, and if you have someone who is firing on all cylinders(take the case of RvP last season), then his value keeps on increasing as more and more users tried to get him into their team. Hence Rvp started at 13.0M(i guess) but due to his goal scoring and the fact that so many people transferred him IN to their sides, his value shot up to 13.3, the following week to 13.6 and by the end of the season , he was close to 14.5. So for someone who got him when he was just 13, he earned a profit of 1.5M for his team by the end of the season. Similarly the player value drops too, like for Torres who started at 10 was down to 9.2 because no one had him and the people who gambled on him transferred him OUT of the team, resulting in value drop. So lets say you have Jovetic who is new to the EPL, he is 9.5 and he starts banging in the goals, his value will shot up, to say 9.8 or even 10(depending on how many people transfer him IN), now suddenly you feel he is losing his form and suffers an injury, you will have an extra .3 or .5 M to spend which he earned for you. You can invest that and get someone else who you wanted in the first place but couldn't due to shortage of money. But you have to do read the situation, keep yourself updated with the players you have in your team and then sell/buy them as you like. You will have one free transfer every week, if you don't use your one transfer/week, the next week you will have 2 free transfer. But it will only add to two consecutive weeks, not more! You need to asses the first few gameweeks, to see who is the team's main man. What are the manager's tactics and who is his favorite players and then slowly you form a core of your team. You cannot form a stable team now since you don't know who are the starter for their respective teams. Who is in form, who is not! Hence use those one free transfer you get, slowly you will get to have grip on your team. Hence, your team will be more effected if you stop making changes to your team. Look at the fixture list of the next week, find a player who you think will fetch points, get him. Now i don't mean you transfer out your main player(unless he is out of form or injured) but certain fringe players who will get you points. For example, 2 season back, Swansea were defensively solid and hence everyone had one of the defenders in their team because they were cheap. Similarly you can transfer certain players in from the likes of Fulham,Norwich, West ham if you are looking for defensive covergae because these teams will be good at the back(Again, an assumption, you never know who will turn out what). Chadli of Spurs is someone who may explode and score goals and assists. Hence you need to study the players and the team for the first few weeks and then slowly and steadily your team starts taking shape!! If you feel you are getting into a loop with your shit players, you can always play the WC but i advise you to use it at the very end. It gives a nitro boost if you use it , say in the 31st GW. I would love to see your team and no, i will not copy it! This is mine, though! Quite set.

A nice surprise, sure! This was not nice! No, sir! My mental image of a girl's t shirt saying plumpy nuts has been wiped off by one gif!

Fair to say this is not even remotely close to what i had in mind when i read Blueschick comment.

Now waiting for Stingray to read this post and post some awesome gifs. You know, its coming