Ankit

I have absolutely no problem if i am a "Luiz fan boy" because i totally am!! I am sure if he finishes his career here with us, he will be up there on the list of my favorite ever players of the modern era along with JT and Lampard and the Drogs!

You need some Yoga! Any Indian around or should i book my flight to Belgium? Guaranteed result in 15 days, all expenses to be paid by you!

Read all the comments here and liked with whatever i felt was my own opinion. I just didn't see anyone mention anything about Mandzukic. I, for one would love to beat the fuck outta of him and this is not because of jealousy regarding his talent. He is not world class but his behavior in the whole match, riling everyone up and pushing and shoving other players. I mean i would really want to beat the shit out of him. I wanted someone to make him cry and make him run to his momma! What an idiotic dickhead! I was literally boiling seeing him trying to be a sneaky little bastard.

I hope it does. Good luck with that!!

Just because he missed a penalty, he deserves to be benched for the whole month? Why is Lampard playing after missing the first penalty of the season? For all i have seen and know Jose, he will tell Lukaku to go out there and show it to the world what he really is. . I expect even greater things from Lukaku now!!

Strained ligament. That's gotta hurt. How did that happen?

Just imagine #MUFC's Edward Woodward(Man Utd's chief exec ) at a school disco."Will you dance with me?""What about you?""You?""Um, you know anyone who will?" -Twitter.

I think the monkey in your profile pic does. He looks pretty serious to me!!

Milan has not been eliminated so how come KPB is not cup tied?

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

That won't rattle our's or Mou's feathers. Try a little harder, son!

Gameweek 3.

This quote is fake and made up by some hater on the Internet. i haven't seen one link where he said that!!

Yeah, could be! They were also linked with Honda! So may be he is joining them too. KPB not cup tied, then! A good player but should not be too much concerning for us!

Yeah, i get that feeling too. Mourinho really prefers Oscar in that 10 role but i feel it's still early and Mou might want to put Mata in the center for this match to see how that goes. Mata will probably not run up and down the flank to cover their wingers, Oscar on the other hand can do that. Hence, i think Mata will start in the center and Oscar will be on the right side as in a R-CAM(Right central attacking midfielder, if there is any such term)!

BTW according to reports, Kevin Prince Boateng is having his medical at Schalke. Sky Italia and Bild reporting it. He should be cup tied, though. I am not sure about that!

Oscar on the right, Mata in the middle for me tonight! I am pretty sure we will see Lampard again in the MF which will put us back straight away! I hope Mikel starts.

Stefan Coerts ‏@StefanCoerts2m Marc Overmars has admitted that #Ajax have attempted to sign Marco van Ginkel on loan, but #CFC don't want to let go of the midfielder.

The quote is false.

A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check. Ophthalmologist shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ' to the Czech, 'Can you read this?' he asks. . . . . . . 'Read?' the Czech replies, 'I even know the Guy!!! PS: It's just a joke, i hope Czech members here don't feel bad! Not the intention.

Haha! Just saw on the Internet. UEFA have told Kazakh side Shakhter Karagandy they could face disciplinary action if they continue to ritually sacrifice sheep before games.

Guardian sport ‏@guardian_sport1m Manchester City close to completing £3.5m deal for Martín Demichelis

The Big Question For Spurs: can AVB manage this team and get them playing together well? Lost Gareth Bale Gained Erik Lamela, Roberto Soldado, Paulinho, Etienne Capoue, Nacer Chadli, Vlad Chiricheș and maybe one or two more. That's a lot of new first team faces.

How about the Jackson 5. I can't figure out which one is Willian . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXD4G1iSfcs