Spike

You know how hard it was to get first post in that topic? Incredible.

Fuck you scouser, you got that rep based on lies.

You earn $1 a week?

It sounds great doesn't it? But at the end of the week I might be lucky to have earned $150...

Delivery boy. I only work Mondays and Thursdays. I might be lucky to get five hours on a busy day. I sometimes help my Uncle out with carpentry also, I really like that but it doesn't happen often because it isn't exactly legal.

It would take me an entire month to earn that much cahsola. Besides I want to get a Cech 1 shirt too... My job pays $20 an hour but the hours are very limited.

But-but..

http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/13017-barcelona-2-2-chelsea/ Look at the first reply.

I was going to buy a Lampard 8 shirt this year, BUT I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN HAZARD AND SUPER LAMPS

I'm almost positive he in on the left standing closest to the man with glasses. His face is obscured by another player's head. I swear half of my reps have come from Cap, Konohas, and WHS. Good lads, you make me look good.

There is always another man in a relationship. HAZARD 11 HE CAME FROM HEAVEN HE IS NUMBER 11 HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT HE'LL GET MAN OF THE MATCH TONIGHT

Don't lie, I know you want him to post more. You are having too much fun with this.

You forgot The Community motherfucking Shield.

But it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

You are all related too!

He types like he talks. He types like he talks. He types like he talks.

Because not every Irishmen gives a fuck about the Sectarianism in fucking Scotland.

It's for countries in the Oceania continent....doofus. It's like the Euros except better. Aussieland is too god for this tournament so we play in AFC.

I could post a photo of myself holding a Chelsea shirt if you like. :eyebrows:

I'm going to buy some Nabokov novels. I absolutely loved Lolita. Pale Fire Pnin Speak, Memory Bend Sinister Look At The Harlequins I'm actually reading 'The Trial' by Kafka right now, awfully boring. I've also got to get my own copy of a Communist Maniefesto.

That Real Deal kit isn't bad. It looks better than the gold trimmed kit anyway.

I agree and point towards my new signature.

Hating me is sooooooo mainstream. I was hating myself before it was cool.

Bought some jumpers. I'm a hipster by the way. This is how I dress. You can start hating me......now!

It takes Hazard 27 minutes and 47 seconds to earn what I earn in a month. It takes Ribery 16 minutes and 12 seconds to earn what I earn in a month.