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De Rossi's beard would win the premier league by simple existing.

Not the first time Ivan has done that.

I wish. I wish...

Not to be pedantic, but it's pedantic.

ATTENTION WIGAN SUPPORTERS: Do you lads as Wigan supporters call yourselves ''wiggers''? If not you should, it's catchy and humerous despite the racial connotations.

With my track record, the smart money is on this. I don't wish to disappoint anyone, but I'm sobre.

I'm drunk for a month straight and this happens? I don't want to live on this planet anymore, things are just too different for an old man like me.

Can you imagine me scoring today? With my vivid and perhaps overactive imagination, I placed a $101.24 bet on Pélé scoring a hattrick against both Chelsea and Wigan.

Sometimes you have to give medicals to sign players. And in this instance, I don't think a medical will occur.

I think our main priority should be getting back to basics. I reccomend scoring more goals than the opposition, but that is just my opinion.

If Chelsea scores more goals than Wigan, Chelsea will win.

@SeB, looks like you got your wish. Bertrand will play on the left wing.

Hubris is the downfall of many. I'd rather win ugly than lose beautifully.

That is brilliant for Everton. The rise of Blue Liverpool and the fall of Red.

Judging from some of the posts in this thread Eid Mubarak is the first day after Ramadan. Correct me if I'm wrong. I would just Google it, but my internet connection is almost dead.

We were all optimistic 16 year olds once.

I'm feeling confident, right now. Hopefully, some of the new boys score tonight and Torres too. The earlier he starts scoring the better. It makes me anxious but Fernando really is the main man now and if he doesn't start smacking them in, we only have Sturridge to rely on. Unless of course Hazard is converted to a false 9, but I don't think that RDM is brave enough to try something that radical.

Kagawa is a Secondary Striker, so playing him in the midfield would be insane! Take Kagawa out and replace him with Carrick and you have yourself a much more stable and balanced team. And personally I would choose Kagawa over Nani. I feel Nani is more talented but he is very hit and miss.

His favourite Chelsea player hasn't even played for Chelsea yet...

Marin is not a centre man, he really struggled when he played in the centre at Werder.

Dafuq? At least it's Southampton, I don't mind them too much. They've got themselves a hell of a player.

The topic isn't about RBs, it's about Azpilicueta who just do happens to be a RB.

That happened in 2010. Benzema, Ríbery and Govou paid for a 16 year old prostitute, but she lied about her age and she looked more like a 26 year old.

In case anyone didn't know - Chelsea has signed some joker named Eden Hazard.

Idiot should have never left BVB. Oh, we'll he misses then more than they miss him.