Spike

Should have done the shocker.

So you are more of a 2D man?

You wouldn't be smiling if you realised I was Jormungandr

You'll have one in your police station if you keep giving me cheek.

Both.

No player has impressed more this season than Aaron Ramsey. What a player he has turned into. He will be the man everyone expected Jack Wilshere to be. The goals might dry up sooner or later but that doesn't change the fact that he taken every game by the scruff of it's neck so far. Arsenal are very close to having a very good team.

Good for them.

Ryan is right. Everyone else wrong. San Andreas you walk into the Police Station showers and there is a big purple dildo. Another offence towards GTA will warrant a suspension. You've been warned.

No.

Then why get so up in arms about it? Geez, man I've only been doing this for like three days, cut me some slack.

Well, fuck me sideways and call me Susan. People whinge that the staff don't do enough and I step in just to make sure a shit storm doesn't start and I'm treated in a condescending way. Excuse me for trying to keep things calm before anything starts. I can't predict how a conversation will end up but with the track record in some of thes topics I'd have to be forgiven about taking a pre-emptive action to make sure people don't go nuts. In the future, I'll just switch back to holding my cock in my hands and hoping nothing happens. All I said was 'settle down', Jesus titty-fucking Christ. Cut me some slack.

Self-fufilling prophet.

Yeah chatting for now. Things do escalate. It's pre-emptive.

Settle down lads.

Heineken comes in a green bottle. That's Coopers.

Jack Wilshere is bound to have a painfully average career.

Bloody hell, SeB you have outdone yourself this time!

Bayern have cunt fans. OUR CITY, OUR STADIUM, OUR TROPHY

Yeah, I'm a fledgling alcoholic. I think the opposite. There is a threshold for me, between X and Y amount of beers, I'm charming, social, and funny. After Y amount of beers I'm a complete narcisstic arsehole, that can be very hard to be around. But of course I always go hard (never go home), become a jerk, and wake up the next morning remembering nothing of the night. 'The more drinks consumed' is probably a different statement for you and me.

Total Football? That place is full of mongloids. Those fucking Liverpool and ManCity fans are outright cunts. BlueMoon or something like that.

About which part?

I do have a surge protector on my power socket. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF MY PC WAS TURNED OFF.

You are all fucking downer fucks. If they want to play music let the bastards play music.

Well, like, prove it was sentimental then, man,