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MikeCFC

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  1. BREAKING NEWS:Emile Heskey has been spotted at Newcastle.Though to be fair to him,he was probably aiming for Middlesbrough!.
  2. Yeah,i saw him flying it.Needed a remote control though!
  3. April fools day is 2 months away,and it's after midday.Go pull someone eles's legs as mine are long enough
  4. Oh,sorry.How can i forget Luka wotshisname? :huh:
  5. I wonder whether Roman will have any of his Russian prossies lined up for Torres too?
  6. Probably too busy doing his hair or having a manicure! I won't ask what you're implying
  7. Fuck me.Look at all those scousers at the training ground like flies round shit. These cunts obviously have no jobs!
  8. The barcodes rejected scousers bid for Carroll,methinks they could be holding out for £40m knowing that Chelsea still have Torres on their radar.All managers are saying today that none of their players are for sale,but everyone has their price.
  9. I agree mate.the summer will be a mass scramble for Torres,Augero,Carroll.I just don't want to see us regretting this Torres deal,so i say knock the whole thing on the head,move on,we know the Premier League is a big ask this season,so let's go hell for leather in the champions league and move on with what we've got. We can plot world domination next season.
  10. The bindippers 'reported' bid for Carroll (£30m) will only fuel speculation further on Torres to Chelsea(please see Torres thread) I reckon Sturridge to Bolton is a good move as he will get games,but as FB said,expect this move to be made permanent in the summer. Other surprise moves in the next 11 hours could involve Ashley Young,Shay Given,Jon Woodgate,as well as Carroll. We wait with baited breath as our good ol chums at sky sports news will keep us up to speed,no doubt.
  11. Thing is though FB,signing Torres might mean he can't buy another Yacht this year,or might cap his spending on his new fancy piece(s).Bet they won't be happy!
  12. 11 more hours to go,than we can all move on with our lives. Sky sports are a bunch of cunts the way they're treating this Torres thingy. I just hope this doesn't go 'paella shaped' for our sakes!.
  13. Funniest ads has to be the money supermarket or the meerkats.Though i wouldn't keep a meerkat as a pet.God no!!. lol.
  14. What's that got to do with Torres? FpmslKakuta is cup-tied btw
  15. He looks like he's lost a penny and found a peseta.
  16. Good draw for Crawley.All that money etc.Crawley will be a ghost town that day.Not that much happens in Crawley anyway! We should beat Reading,but let's get Everton out the way first.
  17. Murray has had his chances,just like Henman did back in the 90's.It simply ain't going to happen.And the likes of Nadal,Djokovic and Federer ain't going to go away anytime soon,and what with the emergence of Ferrer and others too. Murray is certainly well behind the picking order and his days are well and truly numbered.
  18. I agree with the source thing.Any idiot can make up a rumour i saw Michael Jackson in Tesco the other day
  19. Btw Steve.There's a lost bottle in Australia.If you come across it kindly return it back to Andy Murray.Thank you.
  20. Once again really good to be back and thank you everyone.My,hasn't a week flown by and i've got a hell of alot of catching up to do to earn my stripes. Where is Yougs,Meera and Aroop btw?.Need to get them back as well methinks.
  21. Yep,and look who nicked him from under our noses!
  22. Ha ha.I gathered that.I was going to do Fulham v Yids but i think that's going to be a draw,and i don't do draws.
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