MikeCFC

On the contrary.Sky bet are quoting 3/1 he stays at Liverpool:1/5 ChelseaThat don't mean nothing though.

Don't rule that theory out.If Liverpool fuck us around too much over Torres,we could swoop for Carroll and still end up with change.Never say never.

methinks Newcastle will accept £38m-42m.This will include add on's such as England appearences and dare i say,champions league appearences.

You worry too much.Newcastle know Liverpool are going to get in excess of £50m for Torres,hence why they're trying to squeeze more money from Liverpool.And if they want Carroll so badly,they will make a 3rd offer before 11pm. It's going to be a VERY long night folks,trust me.

It's obvious Liverpool are waiting to sign Carroll first,before letting Torres go.All this can be done at the same time,even if it's the last minute.The same will apply for Sturridge to Bolton.No club wants to end up looking silly in this transfer window and ending up with players short in position.

I was asking that question yesterday badboy.Looks like he can as it's not a loan deal.I think he could even play tomorrow against Sunderland,if the deal is completed by 5pm,which that looks unlikely. I'm sure we can CJ.How many pages was the John Terry/Wayne Bridge saga?.I wasn't around to see it,but i guess it was legendary banter if Fulham Broadway had anything to do with it!.

very true G.That would of been the signing of the season!!Oh well.,some you win!.

Andy Gray too has signed at the job centre with his electronic pen.

Fuck it.Not going into work tonight,the suspense is killing me!!. The missus ain't getting a seeing to either,until this Torres deal is complete. My back's fucked.Need a doctor,or one of Roman's prossies to soothe it

Well said that man.Never a truer word said

More Breaking News Manchester United insist that Howard Webb isn't for sale!. Harry's been a breath of fresh air this transfer window.A far cry from that miserable cunt Dalglish.

What?,Roman is buying the Financial Times now? lol.

Supposing 'if' we do land 2 signings (£80m) by tonight.Are we still ruining football? Watch this space peeps!. Off topic i know folks.But Sky sports are reporting Gareth Southgate has been appointed as head of elite development by the FA. Who says the FA doesn't have a sense of humour?

BREAKING NEWS:Emile Heskey has been spotted at Newcastle.Though to be fair to him,he was probably aiming for Middlesbrough!.

Yeah,i saw him flying it.Needed a remote control though!

April fools day is 2 months away,and it's after midday.Go pull someone eles's legs as mine are long enough

Oh,sorry.How can i forget Luka wotshisname? :huh:

I wonder whether Roman will have any of his Russian prossies lined up for Torres too?

Probably too busy doing his hair or having a manicure! I won't ask what you're implying

Fuck me.Look at all those scousers at the training ground like flies round shit. These cunts obviously have no jobs!

The barcodes rejected scousers bid for Carroll,methinks they could be holding out for £40m knowing that Chelsea still have Torres on their radar.All managers are saying today that none of their players are for sale,but everyone has their price.

I agree mate.the summer will be a mass scramble for Torres,Augero,Carroll.I just don't want to see us regretting this Torres deal,so i say knock the whole thing on the head,move on,we know the Premier League is a big ask this season,so let's go hell for leather in the champions league and move on with what we've got. We can plot world domination next season.

The bindippers 'reported' bid for Carroll (£30m) will only fuel speculation further on Torres to Chelsea(please see Torres thread) I reckon Sturridge to Bolton is a good move as he will get games,but as FB said,expect this move to be made permanent in the summer. Other surprise moves in the next 11 hours could involve Ashley Young,Shay Given,Jon Woodgate,as well as Carroll. We wait with baited breath as our good ol chums at sky sports news will keep us up to speed,no doubt.

I know.The suspense is killing me

Thing is though FB,signing Torres might mean he can't buy another Yacht this year,or might cap his spending on his new fancy piece(s).Bet they won't be happy!