MikeCFC

Jose isn't flavour of the month in Madrid atm,and we thought Ancelotti had problems. With Madrid some 7/8 points behind Guardiola's cheats....sorry,Barca and suffering a humiliatting defeat to Osasuna on Sunday,the Madrid fans are becoming increasingly impatient with the Special One and a Champions League exit will almost certainly bring Jose's tenure at the Bernabeau to an abrupt,sorry end. However,i'm sure Shiek loadsamoney as well as the Glazers,or 'Scouse' Henry will be sniffing after Jose in the summer.Also expect Jose to try and entice Drogba back in his stewardship in the summer after our signing of Torres.

Andy Carroll will play the rest of the season with roll on his back The scousers have already nicked his Car!.

I was reading somewhere that a Chelsea fan had the gaul to confront Roman after our 3-0 defeat to Sunderland,when Roman opened his matchday programme to show the trophies his money has helped us win. I think the Roman losing interest rumours done the rounds shortly after Russia were awarded the 2018 World Cup. How would Roman be able to fund Chelsea and give Russia a world cup to remember? Hopefully in 2/3 years time Chelsea will be self-sufficent as well as co-efficient. Roman didn't have to spend £71m yesterday,but we bloody well thank him for doing so.As should that idiot who had the front to challenge his commitment to Chelsea back in November against Sunderland.

I reckon Torres will start on Sunday.Seriously.

I still think we can get 2nd L,but if we beat London United both home and away,who knows?2nd place would be great,under the circumstances.Also add the bonus of avoiding the headache of having to play a qualifying game to make the group stages.

Check you tube fella.i probably saw the one you saw last night on Sky Sports News.It was shown through CTV at around 11.50pm and i assume CTV released it to Sky Sports once Chelsea TV went off air.

Ashley won't show his excitement in public(he ain't that stupid) but i'm sure he secretly poured himself a glass of his favourite tipple and brushed his ego as that was a brilliant bit of business for Newcastle,who will still be in the Prem next season and will have bags of money to spend in the summer.I think even the most hardcore Geordie isn't bothered about Carroll's departure fearing he was drawing too much attention to himself and rapidly becoming the black sheep of their beloved family.

First of all may i say everyone of you were brilliant last night with your posts leading up to the Torres signing.Especially badboy,who had me nearly falling off my chair with side-splitting laughter. And to reach 100+ pages was just WOW!.Well done to all of you. So,welcome to Chelsea 'El Nino' I must say i wasn't among the enthusiasts once Torres appeared on our radar,but i am prepared to accept that we have signed an A1,top quality,world class footballer/goalscorer. It's now the question on how we install Torres into our formation without upsetting Anelka or Drogba?.Maybe a headache CA could do without,but he certainly won't be disgruntled at the arrival of Torres. Drogba isn't a wide player,neither is Torres. the only solution is to go to a diamond formation with Lampard sitting behind the front two,with Jos Bos and Ashley bombing down the wings.Torres and Drogba thrive on long/ariel type crosses and ball to feet. The only way to accomadate Anelka would be to leave out Drogba. Someone is going to be disappointed in the next few weeks.

Your going to send me a lynch mob for saying this G.Still think the league is a massive ask,unless the Goons and Manure as well as Shiek City have their run of bad luck.Champions League is definetley on.I'm still planning a Wembley date in May with Real Madrid.Remember who we played 40 years ago in a European final,and i'm a sucker for sentiment/ Hope you're right regarding the league.Would be fucking amazing as well as hilarious to nick the league in May when we looked dead only 2 months ago.

Drogba and Anelka will be well on their toes tonight,and if they're not afraid then they bloody well should be as one of them will draw the short straw in the summer methinks. This match tonight will no doubt lift the whole team after the signing of Torres and let's not forget Luiz too,who will have Ivanovic and Alex quacking in their boots. I said at the weekend that it would be a scrappy 1-0 Chelsea win.Time for a change in that prediction. 0-3 Chelsea.Time to show Torres and Luiz that they HAVE chosen the right club. Time to thank Roman,while some fans doubted his commitment Time to show Carlo that he IS the right man to lead us Time to put the fear of god into Fergie,Wenger and Mancini Time for change Time for normal service to resume at the wonderful Chelsea FC Nuff said!

The FA normally allow an extra day window.As long as money is exchanged by the deadline. PS:Torres is at Stamford Bridge as we speak.

Nice one.Thanks for clearing that one up LDN

Think so,I'm sure he played against Yahnited in the 3rd round.I think he can't play in Champions League as well as he played in Europa League.Someone feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.

Btw,Buck has arrived at SB

I wonder how the Spanish will feel about Scousers now? after burning the shirt of their favourite son.

I have no doubts this thread will hit 100 pages by the end of tomorrow

Not fake.He's pictured at Lisbon Airport but changed his mind when the flight was delayed.it's roughly a 2-2.5hr flight time from London to Lisbon,hence why the deal will be completed in Portugal.

Apparantley Luiz is staying in Portugal tonight as he doesn't want the deal fucked up ie:delayed flights,so the deal will be completed tonight in Lisbon,with Luiz arriving in London tomorrow. Sky Sports News Makes sense i think.

Yeah,when Benayoun decides to join us again.

That is far too much info badboy.You nearly made me spill my beer you villain

More than likely a diamond,with Lampard sitting behind Torres and Drogba,with Malouda being wide.Anelka would draw the short straw.

With Torres arriving(suposedly),expect Drogba and Anelka to be fighting for goals tomorrow at Sunderland.Torres has not been bought to warm the bench that's for sure,so something has to give.This is a brilliant incentive for us to beat Sunderland tomorrow. Drogba and Anelka know they both have to be on their toes now.

Yup,that too.Thank you Kez

Post of the day Also it might be that us Chelsea fans have lives too Just most of you guys and gals have said,image rights would involve Torres being on the front cover of the Chelsea monthly magazine,as well as getting a cut in shirt sales and advertising ie:Samsung will want Torres's boat race for some of their projects. In a nut shell,the political side of football that us fans are not meant to understand,neither give a shit about. As long as 'El Nino' scores a bagful of goals and wins us the champions league,then he'll be in my good books forever. I can always turn a blind eye to the fact he's Spanish!

Scousers burning the Torres shirt. I really hate these cunts.Why do they take football so seriously?.Is it guilt for Hillsborough? Rebels without a clue i say!.