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Super. Duper. Sub.

Happy 42nd bday bro.

Probably the greatest opening line ever. I'm done.

Lol I knew you weren't serious I was just being a dumb troll hahaha in all honestly, had he not demonstrated that level and quality before he got here, we would have never held him to those standards. Onward and upward tho. This is def an occasion that galvanizes the fans. I think we're all on the same page here.

Deep breath, 'twas but a joke.

We should seriously consider petitioning to have this a Holiday. This marks such an important point in our lives.

No, you're the only one who has. 'Twas a figment of your imagination. Like a unicorn, or a UFO. Or Mr. Tumnus from Narnia.

Tell me then. Tell me of his class.

His form lasted between 2006-09. The rest was his class.

Just needs better service. Our midfield is too slow in possession. How can he score if they never create any chances. He works so hard off the ball.

He'll come good. Give him time.

Please stay.

Everyone, go to the first page of this thread. It tickles.

...potatoes. It definitely says potatoes.

He has an absolutely incredible leap. Timing may need some work but oh my, he has springs. There are times when he over jumps the ball and has to bring his upper body down to meet the ball. Gonna be fun seeing how he develops.

Charity event for the families of the local mining disaster, I think.

It's a 45 minute "game" against one team, a break, and a 45 minute "game" against the other team.

Seriously. Kalou and Anelka at right wing. It was a pick-your-poison scenario. Now were arguing over fabregas and oscar at the #10. Not bad.

Ya, I realized that after the fact. I meant to write "Edit:.." In there to bring that to light. It makes sense to keep your assets tight.

City, huh? Weird. Gotta be a financial ploy. Maybe they're paying him what he wants. If he just wanted to keep himself fit, couldn't he have just stayed with us and trained with the first team like Henry did his first year with Red Bulls in off season and I think Beckham did in the Galaxy off season? My bad all, I neglected to realize that the two teams are jointly owned by the same people. Makes sense.

That's also his "OHHHH" face :-O if ya know what I mean. Seriously tho, could you imagine.

The Vitesse center backs were better on the ball than Torres. It's so, so sad.

Wow I just went full retard. I was thinking of the right back, Wallace. I remember him having a permit issue last year, that's what I was recalling. On any note, I'll take it into his thread.

Being from Brazil, what is the likelihood of getting a work permit and him playing for the club? Does anyone know if he has one?

Is he going to Wolfsburg for £22m? Seems like his value would have appreciated a little more than that...