Amblève.

Remember the game in Barcelona last year? Remember being 2-0 down? Nobody said it would be easy but we still managed it. Have some faith and fucking support this team! We're the CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE after all.

Lol if anything of that really happened I would piss myself laughing

8. "Chelsea FC can confirm that our No. 9, Fernando Torres, has not been sold." lol

You can sum up this thread pretty easily: 1. "Woohoo, we've got Torres!" 2. "He's gonna score goals for fun, just let him get to know his new teammates." 3. "We're changing our playing style, give him time." 4. "He ain't scoring goals but he's working his ass off." 5. "He'll come back this season for sure. Look at what kinda players we brought in." 6. "HE'S SHIT" lol

He's restricted to his role. That's all. He's just an intelligent player that knows what he is asked to do.

So you were born with this inability to understand the game of football?

Lmao what lad! I knew somebody shouted "wanker" but "Wilshere ya wanker" is even better

Would you mind telling me what kinda shit you're smoking?

I wanted us to buy Debuchy last summer but Cesar has been really, really good for us so far and is convincing me. I said it at some point in the past already but fuck it: He's timing his runs on offense brilliantly.

Somebody should start an emergency appeal so we can pay a brain surgery for Benitez.

What are you on about? Did you even watch one single Liverpool game this season? Anfield is a grave nowadays, there's no such "cheering to the final whistle" thing. And when did Chelsea fans start booing in the past? Right, at the end of those games when their team has already done fuck all. Those fans have got every right to boo because they've fucking paid for their tickets, just to whatch what? A team that doesn't fight? A manager who doesn't seem to accept his own mistakes? But yeah go on with your Liverpool love. It's funny, tbh.

His penalty today reminded me of his cold-blooded one in the semi-finals vs Liverpool back in 2008.

"If you don't go forward, you go backwards." Credit where it's due, and criticism where it's due.

That was a fucking combination of mistakes by our boys. What the hell, actually.

Cole. What a lad.

We've got no control at all atm. This is worrying.

What an unbelievably poor finish.

When I grow up I want to be as good at shooting penalties as Lampard is.

Lampard converts the penalty. WHAT ELSE MOFUGGAS?!

FFS Lamps! Don't touch that fucking ball!

Lmao am I the only one who heard somebody shouting "wanker" there?

Nah, Ba's a smart guy. He'd infect himself with inability-to-score-goalsitis if he did that.

Torres looks like he got raped in a prison.