Lampy

AHHAH, i literrally laughed my ass off when i read this.

Sorry, i didn't know how to make a troll face. I was being sarcastic behaving like a fan in the article. Though I do want hazard.

My girlfriend just bitch slapped me. We were having sex and I said "Hazard" instead of her name, she was not pleased. Lol.

I don't want this dude. He IS NOT HAZARDDDDD

I will donate 10 pounds to this site and feed a homeless person the day Hazard signs. Make a similar promise and god will make it happen.

who is better, hazard or lucas? FIGHT!

Only 13 minutes, but he was SO class. His touch was great, finally. In two years, this guy will be called Jesus by the same fans that are calling him a waste of money today.

After watching that video, I have decided to personally stump up the money to bring Hazard to Chelsea.

If all lukaku ever does is convince Hazard to join us, then he is well worth the 13 mill pounds we spend on him. (especially considering that he has resale value). I'm a massive Lukaku fan, I think he's going to be better than drogba at his prime personally. It's mouth watering thinking about the future with Piazon, Lukaku, Hazard, Courtois, McEachran etc. God damn. All we need is some future star center backs and we are gold. Someone to partner Nat.

If this gets to 99 pages, DO NOT POST, or the curse of 100 pages will take effect.

Why do people hate emenalo ? I dont remember where i saw that, might have been here, but i remember seeing a lot of people attacking him as unqualified or something when he was hired.

Here, I have a foolproof way of knowing if we will sign Hazard. Flip a coin and then write what you get on here. If we get three people saying heads in a row, then God's fortune shall shine on us and we'll get him. This worked for me last time with AVB, so i dunno. I'm superstitious like that. Ha, i know this is a crock of shit, but it's just as useful as the daily mail e? No harm trying.

I dunno, AVB seems pretty straight. I thought he was BSing in the summer too, and look at how that turned out.

Thinking about Eden transferring is Hazardous for your health.

With his negotiating skills, before we know it he'll buy Chelsea off of Ambramovich.

If I was gay, I would totally get with AVB, no lie.

If someone told me that Hazard was the second coming of Christ, i would not be surprised.

Hazard SCORES for Chelsea ! Chelsea lift the CL trophy for the second year in a row after their shock win last year! It's the start of a new era under AVB.

Tragic. At least the death was instant.

This is a lie. Bosingwa trained under Xavi's step-father who also taught Xavi. So while Bosginwa and Xavi may seem similar, it is only because of that fact, not because bosingwa taught Xavi anything. Btw guys, I got a summer internship working for the sun !

Where can we watch this match ? links people!

His name rhymes with Romeu so I'm going out on a limb and saying that this si a fantastic buy.

Thank you everyone for your kind words. I would like to thank Francozola, RZA, and zolayes in particular for fervently supporting my candidacy. A chelsea insider quoted them and other TC legends as saying that I am the 'best poster i've ever seen' 'a genius' and 'my lord and saviour' among other accolades that i really appreciate. This means a lot to me to have won the award in my first month here, and I look forward to contributing to the forum more in the coming months to earn my 'legend' badge. This is a small step for man, but a giant step for this forum.

I think AVB may just be holding out for better players in the summer like Hazard etc that are not available now. Even fergie is said not to be loading up. No point buying middling player like kalou and malouda just for the sake of buying players. If we are not being active because we are holding out for the big guns, then so be it. I would like to see 2 players this period though (which is more or less what he has said he will do).

Ha, yeah, course mate.