Lampy

bullshit, when the fuck did he play them ? Most of those guys, save romeu, were club buys or already here. He's no different than anyone else and we're giving him too much credit. I fully believe Mourinho would play them just as much if not more than AVB. He's after success not sentiment, if you dont perform you are benched, that simple. He gests the best out of people and that will be the case with our youth.

He's a spanish conquistador, MATA ! At the bridge he scores galore, MATA! Fucks rooney's wife cause she's a whore, MATA! That's why we love MATATATA ! Ha, i know that one needs work. I'll make youtube vids of me singing them and post them up.

Here's one I made out: LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU, WHO? WHO? LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU! WHO? WHO ? ROMELU, ROMELU, ROMELU? WHO? WHO ? ROMELU, ROMELU, ROMELU? WHO? WHO ? LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU, AYYYYAAYAYYIYAAAH ! (African tribal cry) And you basically do the All Blacks dance the whole time. SO FIRECE. If like everyone does this it will be sick. Ha, tell me what you think.

Que sera sera, Whatever will be,will be Just fire AVB Que sera sera !

Que sera sera, Whatever will be,will be Just fire AVB Que sera sera !

Ha, I go to The Wharton School (Trump, Warren Buffett) so i'm perfectly entitled to say what i like.

What the hell makes you think that ?? Mourinho is smart, he knows teams better than anyone else and the values of players / is great at seeing hidden talent. No reason at all to believe he wouldn't bring out the best in people like he did with balotelli.

2002

Well Jamie is lampard's cousin so it's understandable.

FUCK OFF AVB !! Dumb ass ! his subs have been soo shite, can't hold onto a 3-0 lead. Sturridge for Romeu when Malouda was being incredibly shitty. FUCK OFF!!! JOSE MOURINHO!!!! JOSE MOURINHO !!

LUIZZZ!!! 3 0 !!!!

30/31 missed drogba jajaja, no, i actually got 25/31

My brain and appendages are world class.

I support bringing Mourinho for the same reasons you want to keep AVB: stability. If Jose comes back, he will have so much clout with the fans / the board / and such a strong emotional connection with the club that his position will be beyond doubt - like Ferige. Owners come and go, but Fergie will be there forever. The culture he could create at the club would be immense, a true legend. I want to take my son to the bridge and have 40 thousand people sing "Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho!" The fans are emotionally connected to him like we are connected to no one else, he's family, i think it would VASTLY improve the atmosphere at the bridge if he came back. I have no doubt he'd be there for the next twenty years, i cannot see AVB lasting more than 5. He's won everything everywhere else, what he wants now is to be revered like Fergie, to leave a legacy of 10 titles to smile back on, to be the greatest manager ever. He has also introduced great attacking football to Madrid, and he is obviously tactically more astute than AVB, or anyone else for that matter. in fact, I have been very, very disappointed with AVB and I have seen NOTHING of what he promised, from attacking football, to making poor substitutions, relying on players that EVERYONE else knows shouldn't be on the pitch. I mean, we really have nothing to go on except the hope he will be great, and he may well be, but I'd rather have Mou and know that with certainty. Would you rather choose Rodger over Mou ? Then why AVB when rodgers has done everything AVB cant with so much less money ? I'd rather have Mou than Hazard tbh, if we're thinking about the long term future, he's it. Only he would keep roman in check because roman knows he is the only manager the fans love and respect more than roman himself. He'd be such a pull for young players like Hazard too who would love to study under such a legend. He is Chelsea. Don't get me wrong, I do not think we should fire AVB UNLESS it is to bring in Jose. Anything else would be stupid, we need to give him more time. But giving him time, and saving face by not firing another manager, is not worth letting the greatest manager of all time go and missing out on him for the next 20 years.

Dude, shut up. Mata is almost as good as Messi, closest thing I have seen to Zidane in a long long time. You know nothing. (trollface)

Hazard has a strange twitter post: Soirée devant la première league wtf does that mean ??? Evening before the premier league in french i think, my french aint that good. Looks like we had no signings.

Omg, i almost had a heart attack, thought they got gotze for a moment there: Arsenal sign Dortmund's Eisfeld http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/default.stm

AVB's team selection is fucking shit. I have to admit. I am still a supporter and believe, but what the fuck is this ??? IF he actually wants to extend Bosingwa's contract then he does not know shit.

Lol, incase people think I was being serious, i was poking fun. Marat was a french revolutionary who was famous for spinning lies, so i always use him for stories like this.

YESSS!!!!!!! I was sooo happy when i heard ! Did you hear this from Marat as well ?

i'm actually fine if he goes to city. They are not our direct competitors (well, not when he was here). Manu would be a slap in the face, as would Spuds and Arsenal. He will obviously go to City or not come to England as he waits for Fergie to bounce.

Ha, no, close though: God.

HAHAHAH, i just googled Hazard potential thinking i would get articles on the potential of Eden hazard, but instead I was shocked when there was a bunch of people giving advice about how to avoid hazards etc. Ha, I forgot that the word Hazard can refer to something other than footballers. Football warps the mind. lolz.

Well, I spoke with the Lord today and he told me that we will sign Hazard. I forgot to ask him if he meant this window or in the summer, but i believe it will be during this period.

I don't know why everyone is talking like the window has closed already ...