Melanicus

Can I tell you a secret formula? 10 Chelsea men + Torres = Automatic Defeat 11 Chelsea men = Anything's Possible

Impossible. He didn't win you CL with his last kick of the football for club, so no.

Hopefully, I will be able to have God in FIFA UT!

Upon winning his second Premier League title with Chelsea in 2006, Mourinho threw his winners medal into the crowd at Stamford Bridge. He was given a replacement medal minutes later, but it too suffered a similar fate. One of the lucky fans to catch a medal later sold it at auction for €19,720.

God, how I love this man. I will never have anyone else on my avatar or signature besides Big D.

Ba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

This is how it feels to play with 11 men then...

Fuck you too.

Ba + Terry = Battery! We’ll have the power! haha

A friend told me that he has to strap his dick to his leg before every game because its so big, don't know if its true or not, just putting it out there

MUST READ STORY : Tony Rennell [Dad of a 9 years old Chelsea fan] thought he had bought a ticket for the Boxing Day match between Norwich City and Chelsea for his nine-year-old son, Harry, only to discover he had been tricked out of £300 by a touting website. Despite paying more than £300 for the tickets, they failed to arrive in the post, leaving Tony and his son despondent. Benitez, himself the doting father of two girls, contacted Sportsmail and offered Harry and his father two tickets for Chelsea’s Capital One League Cup semi-final, first-leg tie against Swansea on January 9. #Respect Harry’s delighted father Tony said: 'Thank you, Rafa. There has been a very sympathetic response.' #RespectToThatChelseaFan Tony Rennell : 'One Chelsea fan has invited us to go as his guest to the QPR game on Wednesday, and we’ll be there to cheer them on.' Tony Rennell : ‘What is great is that nine year-old Harry now knows that, although some people may let us down in life, there are always others who will step forward to do the right thing.’ Via : Daily Mail RESPECT to Rafa Benitez and the Chelsea fan who invited Tony Rennell and his son as his guest to the QPR game. This is the website that tricked Tony Rennell and his son Harry :http://www.onlineticketexpress.com/

Demba Ba is reportedly set to be the 1st of 3 Chelsea transfer signings. A £10m move for Taison is reportedly being lined up followed by Paulinho. Demba Ba will reportedly be offered 70k per week at Chelsea. Source : Mirror

Demba Ba will be paid a £2million loyalty bonus by Newcastle United as he prepares to complete a dream move to Chelsea. [Daily Mail]

An idiot Everton fan on Twitter with some ******* tweets. Go and report him.

Falcao won't leave Athletico in January, so we should stop thinking about signing Falcao in January. Who are the other strikers you would want Chelsea to sign ? 1) David Villa 2) Andre Schurrle 3) Bafetimbi Gomis 4) Wilfried Bony 5) Others

RAFA BENITEZ is in line to land the Chelsea manager’s job permanently. The news will shock fans who have slated the ex-Liverpool boss since he took charge last month. But sources inside Stamford Bridge’s corridors of power say the Spaniard is on course to become ‘Rafa the Gaffer’ full-time after some superb results. Owner Roman Abramovich has been impressed with Blues’ six wins in their last seven games, in which they hit 26 goals and reached the Capital One Cup semi-finals. Benitez, 52, has even helped £50million flop Fernando Torres rediscover his golden touch withseven goals in seven games. Events outside SW6 have also strengthened the position of Benitez, originally only brought in until the end of the season. Chelsea’s top target Pep Guardiola is being linkedwith a return to Barcelona after his year-long sabbatical. Current boss Tito Vilanova has cancer and there are fears about his long-term future. Jose Mourinho is also unlikely to return to Chelsea and is set to go to Manchester United, Manchester City or Paris St-Germain when he quits Real Madrid this summer. Via : The SunRAFA BENITEZ is in line to land the Chelsea manager’s job permanently. The news will shock fans who have slated the ex-Liverpool boss since he took charge last month. But sources inside Stamford Bridge’s corridors of power say the Spaniard is on course to become ‘Rafa the Gaffer’ full-time after some superb results. Owner Roman Abramovich has been impressed with Blues’ six wins in their last seven games, in which they hit 26 goals and reached the Capital One Cup semi-finals. Benitez, 52, has even helped £50million flop Fernando Torres rediscover his golden touch withseven goals in seven games. Events outside SW6 have also strengthened the position of Benitez, originally only brought in until the end of the season. Chelsea’s top target Pep Guardiola is being linkedwith a return to Barcelona after his year-long sabbatical. Current boss Tito Vilanova has cancer and there are fears about his long-term future. Jose Mourinho is also unlikely to return to Chelsea and is set to go to Manchester United, Manchester City or Paris St-Germain when he quits Real Madrid this summer. Via : The Sun

Frank Lampard was informed before the Aston Villa game to find another club in the January transfer window.

The chance of becoming Champion of the World comes only once in a while. We wasted it today, with all "old guard" leaving club in future, it could be great reward for their time spent at Chelsea, but no, we lost the game and there are no excuses. Corinthians showed more passion and willingness to win this final. I salute and congratulate to them. Well deserved! #KTBFFH

The chance of becoming Champion of the World comes only once in a while. We wasted it today, with all "old guard" leaving club in future, it could be great reward for their time spent at Chelsea, but no, we lost the game and there are no excuses. #KTBFFH

Chelsea manager Rafa Benitez has written an open letter to the club's fans pledging to do all he can to bring success to the Stamford Bridge side. Benitez has endured a testing baptism to his time in the Blues hot-seat&has been jeered by the supporters unhappy with his appointment in the wake of Roberto Di Matteo's sacking. The former Liverpool boss saw his new charges claim their 1st Premier League win under his tenure at the 4th attempt vs Sunderland on Saturday just days after their Champions League defence was brought to a shuddering halt at the group stage. The Spaniard has highlighted the relentless schedule of matches since his appointment,with the Sunderland game their 5th in a fortnight,&was keen to pay tribute to the Chelsea fans who have been in touch to offer their support. Benitez told his personal website: "From the moment I accepted the offer to join Chelsea,my team&I have worked towards improving the results&getting the wins that we all want - no matter what hours we have to put in&the effort&sacrifice in order to achieve this. "As you can imagine from what you may have seen,we have been immersed in the tasks ahead&since the change in my work situation it has been a cycle of training&matches with virtually no time to do anything else. "My official presentation as Chelsea manger took place on Thursday November 21&I came straight from Abu Dhabi where I was giving a lecture. We literally walked straight off the plane into running my 1st training session in Cobham. After 2 sessions we faced my 1st match in charge vs Man City&then just a further 2 sessions before facing Fulham in a local derby. "2 massive league commitments in just 3days. We had a couple of conditioning workouts with referrals&then another London derby vs West Ham United. We rested on Sunday&then the same timetable again,Nordsjaelland&then Sunderland. "The team's win against the Danish side (6-1) was the biggest home win of the season for Chelsea but was not enough for us to progress in the competition. The results of previous matches of the group stage&the results that occurred on the night in other games left us without options. We would have liked to be able to offer our fans another ending to this story,to offer our fans another Champions League win but we now look forward to the Europa League. "We are now challenged with the Club World Championship in Japan&it will not be easy - I tell you this from the experience of 2 previous participations with differing results. This team is willing to give everything to try&return with a new title to bring home to the fans. "But let's get back to why I am writing this letter&the basic purpose of trying to give a full account of my new situation&feelings before I seize this exciting new challenge of coaching at Chelsea FC. It is on that basis of the challenge I accepted the offer that was made. With the same faith,the same honesty,with the same loyalty&dedication I put into each of my previous projects. "That said,thank you all for your support,to those who have sent messages,emails,letters... To those who have called,who have tried to contact by any means possible... To all,I sincerely thank you for your support. We're going to Japan right now to fight for the FIFA

Don't know really a lot about them. What I only know is their ass will be kicked.

I just love this man.

Drogba has given a special dinner and also bought Superbowl-style rings for former Chelsea team-mates out of his own pocket, estimated cost £800k. #Legend Didier Drogba with Former Chelsea team-mates with their Champions League commemorative rings, given by Drogba at a Special Champions League party! #Legends Petr Cech, Juan Mata and Fernando Torres were not present at the Special Dinner given by Didier Drogba. I don't know the reason why Cech and Mata were not present, but i guess Torres was not present because its his son's birthday today and he might be busy! And according to various sources, Didier Drogba is going to Leo Torres's party after the Special Dinner.