Slam Dunk

Lol I got lambasted a few weeks ago for calling Ivanovic only 'decent'.

is also not a striker.

Obviously he's gone with what he considers his strongest lineup, this isn't a friendly, it's a final. Agree about Ramires though, never been a fan of him out wide, he always ends up playing centrally no matter where you tell him to play. Lampard is a leader/captain in absence of Terry perhaps?

The UEFA site has Sturridge on the bench, Essien is not. Not sure if it is 100% accurate though.

The UEFA site has Sturridge on the bench, Essien is not. Could be wrong though!

Ridiculous. It's not even the fact that Essien is (potentially) leaving, it's the fact that we'd be willing to loan him to a top 4 rival that's pissed me off. Really hope it's not true.

What the fuck? Shocking business if true.

With Adebayor up top, i'm not too bothered about Spurs this year.

Seems everyone is put off by their wage demands... Someone get QPR on the phone!

VdW is going to PSG, no? Maicon to City.

VdV leaving Spurs was inevitable, Sigurdsson was a direct replacement. Can't see Berba going back there, I think SAF was just joking - Surely they can't be signing Llorente?

Dempsey to Villa? How'd that strike work out for ya then, Clint?

And there we all were thinking Sturridge was arrogant. This guy is on another level!

It's here mate, at the bottom of the page. http://www.telegraph...-the-board.html Oddly enough it says that Schurrle to us would mean Sturridge out on loan, which makes even less sense than us selling him...

What are you going to do once the window shuts @xPetrCechx ?

€3.5M? Well done indeed Milan.

United getting their yearly bye...

Bring 'em on.

Well if SSN are to be believed, and Levy is in Marseille as we speak, it could force Chelsea's/City's hand. Frankly, I don't see him joining us - Is he one of our first choice targets? I don't think so.

Twitter? Good signing for them if true.

Funny, but true.

Can't wait Seriously, why do these 'ITK' tweets get posted? Is it not blatantly obvious that they're fake? Use some common sense before posting them.

Aww.

It means Bale's packing his bags as we speak...

Funny thing is we'd probably be welcoming Willian if we hadn't won the CL. The Lukaku transfer was a £13m initial fee by the way, not £18m.