Slam Dunk

What a header from van Wolfswinkel. Although i'm surprised the ball didn't stick to his head with that amount of hair gel on.

Papers reporting that he's accepted that he won't be allowed to leave. This is getting beyond boring now.

Don't think united played particularly well, but then again, neither did Swansea. Have to say though, this is sublime.

We're gonna have to thump Hull 15-0 if we're going to get the same amount of praise as Moyes will undoubtedly get from the media.

RvP. Class.

Doesn't matter how badly United play, RvP will bail them out 9 times out of 10. That's why we need Rooney.

Good finish, Huth gave him way too much room though.

Didn't this story come from Marca? Doubt it's true.

"Rooney or bust" was probably just a line to make Rooney feel wanted.

Cleverley again. Seriously, Roy?

Doubt it. Moyes is part of the ITV commentary team tonight as well, so expect to hear the words 'not for sale' and 'at any price' a few times.

Nearly, Arsene. Nearly.

Panic over.

I said no such thing. To repeat myself, I said he's not solely to blame, which was your original argument.

That argument could easily be pulled apart by saying that if we didn't concede once or twice in a match, we wouldn't have lost it. Which has little to do with the striker. Let's just agree to disagree, because this is getting tedious.

I'd be very surprised if Lukaku didn't start.

That's a lot of hypotheticals in one post. I'm not saying that without a better striker than Torres, we'd have possibly finished in a better position, it's just your original argument that he was the reason alone why we didn't challenge for the league was laughable.

Slid in and Scotland player went studs up onto his knee from above. Doubt it was intentional, but a bad challenge nonetheless. England won 6-0 for those that care, Shelvey MOTM for me. Sterling, Redmond, Wickham, Lingard all played well.

It's the strikers fault when the team concedes, or when the team fails to hold on to a 2-0 lead? Ok then.

I didn't say that though, did I? I just said he wasn't the sole reason we ended up 3rd instead of 1st.

That's ridiculous. Losing at home to teams like QPR, and failing to hold onto an 1-0 or 2-0 advantage were more to blame than Torres.

He's matured so much in the DM role. I would've liked to see him bring it forward himself a bit more, but Shelvey's been excellent in possession. Horrible tackle as well, hopefully it's just an impact injury and not too serious. Off topic, but I have to say I feel for Islam Feruz. Literally points where he's going to run, looking for the early pass, and is ignored every time.

Stretchered off in the U21 friendly vs. Scotland. Pointless friendlies strike again.

Why exactly?