Slam Dunk

'Arry - Portsmouth Pulis - Stoke Heynckes - Bayern Magath - Wolfsburg Hiddink - PSV What do I win

How fat is United's back line

Why even bother?

Yeah, stress can do that to a man. Watch him go all Benjamin-Button when he's at CFC though.

He hinted that last summer?

Schurrle has nothing to do with Mourinho.

I'd be happy with; 1. Make up the ground on the Manc clubs in the league. 2. Win either of the domestic cups (preferably the FA Cup). 3. Reach CL quarter-final. Anything else would be a bonus.

15 years? Can't even see him being here 5 years to be honest.

When do we ever announce anything on a Sunday?

Commence meltdown mode... http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/jun/jose-mourinho-returns-to-chelsea.html

That means Rafa will be back...

Doubt it'll actually happen, but an exciting prospect nonetheless. Still one of the best around.

Amen to that.

Money? Come on, it's all about the project... ...Or at least that's what he'll say.

Barca aside, I can't see anyone in need of a CB that desperately to pay €30m for Luiz.

So long, Rafa.

So fucking sick of City.

Lovely finish from Demba Torres there.

Missed two goals there... Froch fight was much more interesting.

They're not 'insisting' - This is what being a top club is all about. Really don't see the big deal.

Wow that was shit.

RLC off... Not sure there's even any reason to watch this now.

Lmao. American ballboys, nearly as bad as Welsh ones.

Oscar needs to get his eyes tested

Luiz just casually shouldering Silva in the face