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Mourinho or not, I don't really see how we'll compete with this City team next season.

God Ruben is so skilled. Gets kicked around so much.

If chances were humans Ba and Torres would be murderers.

Tired of midfield getting urinated on every game.

If this wasn't a friendly that would be a career ending pass by Oscar.

Hilario's hairstyle is like that of an old maths professor.

Cech gives good interviews.

Great player and a club legend but he should not be starting anymore against teams like City, Barcelona etc. Midfield gets run over.

Robben's brain can only process so much information at a time it seems. Either pass or score. Only one thing is on his mind. Robben's brain is overloaded right now. as in every big occasion.

When did the word pivot start getting used so much ?

Haha, I remember a reporter once asked Crouch what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer and he said "a virgin".

I hope we keep him for a long, long time . I feel Jose is going to turn him into a great player.

Never even knew he was married tbh. And what does it have to do with Terry anyways, even if he had a hot wife ?

I don't know. Terry has been with us so long that he must have some influence. At least I hope so.

All I thought is that Falcao scored two goals on us, and Terry being in a position of influence at the club could put in a word to get us here. People are so ready to judge these days. smh.

smh how did you get that idea ?

Terry must have surely put in a word to Abramovich to get Falcao here ?

We will finish 5th, right at the last game of the season on a stormy night against Manchester United in stoppage time. The goal will be from Howard Webb, who will blatantly tackle Luiz then slam it into the net. A bolt of lightning will split Stamford Bridge into two. Mikel will stop jogging. Roman will openly start weeping. Arsenal will finish third, prompting demands of a parade from their fans. Also, Jonny Evans will have one of his high flying kung fu tackles, except this time his foot will actually slightly touch the ball before going through the chest of the player and coming out the other side. As medics will rush to the scene and players will swarm the ref demanding a red card, the ref will say he got the ball first. The player will be heard saying "Ahhhh not again", before passing out.

Seems like he'll go to Barcelona. Madrid just embarassed themselves by putting in a bid. Now everyone knows he rejected them. Bigger concern perhaps for us is replacing Mikel.

Could the second offer be from us ? No official source said it's from Madrid. I know I'm reaching a bit, but i sure hope so.

Ok Rodrigo, log off the internet.

I will not even bother to google who that is.

What does Mikel actually add to the team ? Can't provide cover on defense, is a poor tackler, poor at winning the ball back, best at losing the ball, poor at moving the ball forward, can't score goals. I remember a couple of years ago there were a crowd of crazies on here who thought Mikel was the shit. I used to tell everyone I know though that his only skill is to pass the ball back to the guy he gets it from. Mikel is the master of the backwards pass. Look at his passing and see what proportion are sideways or backwards passes and what proportion move the ball forward. Whenever he tries anything on offense he looks woefully out of place. He lost the ball for the third City goal doing God knows what. Out of the top 5 teams we have by far the worst central midfield and it is largely due to him. He has been poor for some while now and I don't understand why this club takes so long to clear deadwood ? Surely, we the fans are not the only ones to see how poor he is ? Yet year after year we have to deal with this nonsense, like we had to do with Kalou, who only stayed so long because he was actually a relation of Roman. On the one hand you pay 50m for Torres, and big money for unknown youngsters who you'll never play in the first team, and on the other you refuse to replace a position we've been woeful in for a long while. Infuriating, to say the least. I'm sorry if I appear hateful or anything. We are making half decent midfields look like Barcelona with him out there. If he was simply a squad player and was starting because we were short due to injuries, I'd understand this. But he is rewarded year after year for doing nothing at all. All the ruckus after stealing him from United and he has not improved at all in his time here. Apart from attacking midfield, in what positions are we actually better than our rivals ? Not in defense, not in central midfield, not in strikers. We finished 6th and then 3rd in the league only two points ahead of Arsenal. I really don't see us being much better next season, unless we bring in at least 3 quality players.

Why can't he properly speak English though ? Him and Carragher I can never understand what they're saying.

Mikel would make such a great jogging partner. Effortlessly glides around the pitch like a gazelle. As for Torres, I'm convinced one day he'll just start suddenly braying in the middle of a game, and we'll find out that Liverpool actually sold us a donkey disguised as Torres.