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https://www.facebook.com/manchesterunited?v=app_119829254859378 Apparently United official facebook posted that link, then deleted it immediately after.

I'd have Rooney here without hesitation; he needs to get some more disciple - but as he gets older, he should stop getting rat arsed and shagging hookers quite so often .

United wouldn't go near Jose anyway I don't think; doesn't seem like their type of manager.

Surely he is asking to be sacked with his continued attacks on some of Real Madrid's most loved players? Literally every press conference he is bashing Casillas.

Small time league with no Fergie or Wenger rivalry? He can't show off his massive ego in the French league. I very much doubt he would entertain PSG unless it really was the last option.

A lot of opposition fans rate him as one of the best midfielders in the league and they're not wrong!

Jose Mourinho yet to make decision on Real Madrid future http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8687216/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Ha.

That was posted in January wasn't it?

If we sign a new striker he'll go back out on loan I imagine.

Apparently the odds on Falcao to join Chelsea have been slashed massively over the course of today (even before the Bild story). Odds on at the moment to join.

As has been mentioned, would be weird that a german newspaper breaks that story. I seem to remember people saying they were pretty reliable though.

Are Bild reliable?

Just reporting rumours from other sources.

4 goals against Real Madrid in a Champions League semi-final - mental.

Our goal difference is far superior to Spurs; were effectively 2 points clear. This makes me feel better =).

It's the money that's involved which is the biggest problem. You get to the quarters or semis of the champions league and its an extra £40 million or something than if you don't. We need that money for FFP.

Tottenham? They are the biggest bottlers around - I fully expect them to lose at Wigan next week =P.

Would of taken a point before the game, but Spurs winning does complicate things. Not even going to comment on the game. Too hilarious.

Joooossseeee Mourinhhhooooo..... Joooooossseeee Mooouuurrriinnhhhhoooo

Sturridge wanted to play as a striker. That's the difference.

Can't see us selling Kevin; we don't need to sell him, he wants to play for us - it'll be fine. I'm just happy that some class teams are after him .

Oscar played a lot better when central, even though it was deep. We should keep playing him there.

Mikel has been all over the place.

Torres isn't going anywhere. Who would take him, honestly? It just isn't gonna happen.