calculatingInfinity

No I am not expecting him to score every game, I am expecting him to stop walking around looking into the ground like he got no interest in even being there, he did not look better than Drogba, not even close and I have been a big critic Drogba this season. His attitude really pisses me off to no end, it's worse than anyone I have ever seen in Chelsea and there has been a lot with terrible attitudes.

First of all : Torres needs to go and think about what the fuck he is doing, embarrassing useless piece of shit. Everyone can have periods of not playing well but at the very least you fight a little, run a little and stop walking around looking into the ground. Go on the bench and rot until you decide you want to bother again or just go to Milan or something like that where all players go when they still want money but don't want to play. Second : Fucking shit ref, that was not only a clear penalty but also a red card, amazing how they with a fucking referee behind the goal too now can't see that, that was possible even more embarrassing than Torres. Go ahead and say that Torres shows progress or whatever you want but he is embarrassing and useless, even Bebe would do more than him in our attack.

He injured his left labia again.

At this point it would be a success to get Torres to score once before the summer break.

Schalke were really bad and has been so in the bundesliga all season. Winning 5-2 there was crazy, Inter could easily have been in front 4-2 after 50 min but Eto and Milito were unlucky and then a couple of players brains somehow stopped working and Chivu got sent off and they scored a own goal and just gave up after that really, walking around without putting any pressure on the man with ball possession.

Terrible performance by pretty much everyone but Cech.

This is a fucking terrible.

Yeah why can't people just deal with the speculations about transfers and players? Seriously it's not like you are forced to go into the transfer forum and the constantly locking of threads just because a player according to some newspaper said it isn't happening is just as stupid, wasn't both the Luiz and Torres thread locked before we bought them too?

Zidane still got it though, just need to get him to re-consider his retirement! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyxUCSOz1qU

Sanchez I understand but Schweinsteiger? Schweinsteiger is a great player no doubt but he is a central midfielder and nothing like Pedro Leon or Sanchez so it's silly to compare them in quality. Pedro Leon has always been great when I have seen Getafe play and is now unlucky that Mourinho doesn't like him and that Madrid got 4 other world class wingers in Ronaldo, Di Maria, Ozil and Kaka. Pedro Leon is probably going to be cheap and I would take him any day, To get Schweinsteiger or Sanchez the club would have to pay up way way more.

He is worth what the clubs want to offer for him so yes, it's not like Torres being amazingly overpriced held us back in the last transfer window. That you never heard of the guy hardly makes him a worse footballer, he has become a regular on the argentinian national team and is one of the top players in serie a so you must just not be following football outside England a lot I guess, he is only 21 year old and is a future star and will imo be a bigger profile on our team than any of our current midfielders, he got a technique is that at times out of this world and really just is the full package for a attacking midfielder and still got lots of time to develop even more. This is easily the midfielder I would like to have in Chelsea the most who we can realistically get (so no not Messi). Hamsik is good but not close to Pastore's level imo. But that is not to say that this news is correct, Zamparini is a crazy compulsive liar and a huge cunt. He also claimed Kjær was getting sold at one point for way way more than he ended up getting sold for to a English club.

Haha I hope this isn't some Copenhagen fan trolling. Edit : just saw he has revealed himself... well maybe.

Haha the sun thinks Copenhagen is in Norway http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3472661/Chelsea-0-Copenhagen-0.html

The fourth ref is from a very small town in Norway... the same our manager is from. But no I think it's fine, Denmark and Norway doesn't have any bonds really, we got a norwegian manager and that is all. Would be like saying dutch, austrian and belgian refs shouldn't judge games with German teams.

Copenhagens old chairman (who was kicked out) is having a meeting with Abramovic Junior today in London btw, to discuss how Arkady Abramovic can take over. Personally I would love to get into the Abramovic family.

Hey Robben barely had any hair and looked like he was 62! But yeah Rooney can go fuck himself, I hate him.

¨ I doubt that will happen, Ancelotti said in danish tv studio after the match that he had lost a CL finale in 45 min after being in front 3-0 so he wouldn't start with a lesser team.

Can you blame him? He just come on and created to goals and wants a goal himself now, Torres could maybe also try to move into the space that Kalou managed to find 50 times in the time he was on instead of just standing there being useless. It might be typical of Kalou to miss some big chances but what has been typical of Torres here has been being useless.

The defense is still so incredible easy to shock.

Terrible and stupid by Bosingwa trying to dribble there.

Kalou gets a lot of shit on here but he just managed to create 2 goals in fucking no time. All while we praise Torres for running around failing to do anything.

Looks like they need to have no keeper for Torres to score.

I think most people thought that it couldn't be worse than Malouda.

Fairly sure that weed is still a banned substance according to uefa even if it's legal in your country or state.

Cech 7 Not his goal and did what he had to do through the match without doing anything crazy out of the ordinary. Ivanovic 5 Nani was playing a bit too much around with him in his side and he missed a couple of really big chances Luiz 8 He had a few brain farts but I can't help but love him even when he is caught pushing, he was easily more dangerous than Anelka, Torres and Drogba. Terry 6 Had some really bad passes and seems too arrogant in his defending. Ashely 7 Was decent forward and really good in the defense. Essien 8 Worked hard, had a couple of stupid ball loses but also won it a lot. Ramires 8 Same thing as Essien really. Lampard 6 Wasn't a big danger offensive and wasn't that great defensively. Malouda 4 - just overall really bad. Anelka 4 Barely saw him all match. Torres 4 Seems way too obsessed with going himself and trying to score and failing terrible each time. You could see the potential but he didn't deliver at all. Zhirkov 8 Got the penalty and was close to scoring. Drogba 7 came on and wasted time very very well.