Styles

Oscar's last season too.

The good thing is this will be Ivanovic's last season as a Chelsea player. Thank you for all the memories. Excellent servant for the club but he has to move on.

Courtois

Hazard the best player on this pitch by several thousand miles.

Please get Oscar off. Please. I don't ask for much, god.

Azpi's famous trick where he dribbles the ball out for a throw-in! Haven't seen that in a few games. Lovely.

Hazard I wish we had 5 of him.

No, but signing players who have the capacity to keep the ball and be progressive will help.

Preach.

Haven't you heard? If you don't spend 150m the summer after winning the league title playing shit football and being 17th is to be expected.

Hazard showing a lot of heart here. Working with scraps and he's putting the team on his back.

Well done, Oscar.

Sure is. This football is the result of being coached for 3 years by a manager who believed kicking it long to a tall RB was a good way to bring the ball out the back.

We have one player, just ONE, who can control the ball under pressure and keep it.

This was a constant theme of the last 3 years. It's because we play shit football and allow the opposition to play. It's not a coincidence.

This team is so slow...8-9 players that have virtually no speed whatsoever.

This was drilled into them for the last 3 years: every time you play a decent team you concede the ball and counter-attack with 2-3 players. It's going to take a while to shake that mentality.

12m a year and that was his go-to tactic. Disgraceful.

This is genuinely embarrassing.

Look at the state Mourinho left this team in.

This football was actively encouraged by the last manager.

Zero build-up play, this team cannot build possession under pressure at all. Just woeful football...so badly coached by the last manager it's disgraceful.

Bless up. Mourinho they don't want us to play good football. Mourinho they want us to play shit football forever but we the best. Stay up.

Just a badly coached team that has no system / style whatsoever. We have been playing awful football for pretty much an entire calender year. Never forget that this team were outplayed by 10 men at home in a CL game - by far the most embarrassing game of 2015 despite everything that has happened this season.

Rooney! Another player who is finished at the top level that Mourinho desperately wanted to sign! HAHAHA And to think people wanted to give him complete control