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PENALTY MALOUDA!

Oh god we're playing shit.

We certainly don't look hungry. Can't blame the players, they're probably too tired.

Oh fuck this. Josh is DM

Who's playing DM? I'm going to throw a fit if it's Josh.

God please no. That lineup has just spoilt my mood. I could cry

Name's Jaimin so I'm called anything from Jai/Jay to Jammy (since Rahul Dravid is my favourite cricketer and he did a jam commercial around the 1999 World Cup).

WTF is that? Pretty sure they'd sell that in small cartons over here

Surely Rafa. Malaria's treatable.

Yeah. The one who's screened from Carlo by Paul Clement Heart blockage! I miss Butch

^ For Drogba - malaria happened For Milito - Rafa happened

You're wrong. There's Emenalo

COYC

We're blessed to have Roman as our owner. Yes he irritates sometimes with the meddling in team affairs, but you only need to look at the likes of United, Liverpool, Real and Barca to realise what a brilliant job he's done in transforming this club. And that too in just 7 years!

I'd pick Ibra over Chamakh. Chamakh hasn't really set the Emirates on fire.

Unsung by the board, not by the fans.

Is it? Wasn't aware. Bloody Daily Fail The mods can lock this if they want.

Ibra ? Surely he's done better than Lukaku ?!? Considering the level of opponents he faces week in week out.

Carlo spoke about regaining confidence and putting out a strong squad to that end. Yuri injured, Ash rested so Patch to start. Something like this then : Turnbull Ferreira, Bruma, JT, PvA Ramires Essien, Josh Sturridge, Drogba, Kakuta Bench : Cech/Hilario, Ivan, Clifford, Kalou, Malouda, Sala, Mikel

Nah don't think so - he talks about finally coming home, referring to today's match.

"I'm coming home, this is a meeting I've been waiting for ever since I left Marseille,' the Ivory Coast striker was quoted in the Daily Mail newspaper. "I was disgusted at having to sign for Chelsea. That may seem strange but that's how I felt. No offence but Chelsea didn't mean a whole lot in France. It didn't mean much to me. "I knew they were great footballers but it wasn't my team. It wasn't my OM. 'I just didn't have any desire to be part of their team." His passion and love for Marseille has been well documented. In his autobiography, Drogba revealed the devastation of leaving the club for Chelsea. He was quoted: "How can I explain this passion which borders on insanity? Words sometimes fail me. This virus has spread through my blood, the blood of a long-time fan. "I loved this club even before I joined it. I fell head over heels for it. One season was all it took to steal my heart." espnstar Interesting...

Suarez to maintain his place, Aguero for Lukaku.

Precisely.

Anyone think JT looks like Captain Spock? Bck on topic, Star Wars and Star Trek fanboys

But he can't - with just 19 senior players, our limited squad size raises problems in more ways than one