Madmax

Meh, what a letdown to face this lot of nobodies after the high of the past week and a bit.

I have never missed a penalty in a Champions league semifinal. You jelly, Messi and Ronaldo?

He actually sounds like he's falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine.

Welcome back mate (Madmax btw, you can tell from my Carlo ava )

If he scores, he's 'dogshit' apart from the goal. If he assists, that's not we bought him for. If he does neither, he's the overpriced ex-scouse ladyboy everyone loves taking a piss on. The man simply cannot win.

You can stuff your Messi, stuff your Messi, stuff your Messi up your arse!

I'm still shaking like a crossbar after a Messi penalty.

Nah that Barca fan on here confirmed it. Plenty of links floating around twitter as well.

You've given up on Silva by now, yes? He's mine. He always was.

Big Pete my MOTM over the two legs.

Special mention to the Camp Nou crowd - they applauded us after Torres' goal, classy.

'Chelsea' has been trending worldwide on twitter ever since the game.

We don't give a fuck whoever you may be, we are the famous CFC.

I'm sorry for everything bad I've ever said about you

pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass oh shit we're out

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I'm not going to use the 'R' word because I've never believed this game was about that. But we've laid the ghosts of that semi to rest, forever. Time to lay Moscow to rest now?

From The Guardian's match report : Nail, head.

Goal of the season from Player of the season.

Jorge Jesus, Benfica coach after quarterfinal : :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Worth £50 million, that goal.

- Give Robbie the job. - R.I.P Pat Lampard, this is for you. - Messi, thou shall not score against Chelsea.

My greatest ever night as a Chelsea fan.