Madmax

She can suck my fat one.

Alright let's do this - let's make some fucking history tonight! Come on Chelsea!

Chelsea Analysis ‏@ChelseaAnalysis Bertrand confirmed to start according to some journalists.

The Chelsea end @ Allianz Arena.

Raul Meireles ‏@RaulMeireles4 It's very frustrating to be suspended & not playing the final, but I have full confidence in my teammates & believe they'll make it tonight!

I wanna get drunk.

Often the bridesmaid, never the bride - c'est moi. Congratulations all!

Scum will be interviewing AVB. Decline, Andre. I don't want to hate you.

I meant for me, personally, as an audience member.

Nothing, absolutely nothing can be worse than the pain of losing it on penalties to United and the sight of JT sat on the soggy pitch, head in hands, tears in eyes. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the ride.

I'd fucking snog your socks if we win the bloody thing

Shane sounded like Steven Gerrard

Bloody hell we've got some pansies on here.

Been watching the Road to Munich videos. I'm welling up a little.

U jelly, cap?

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story/_/id/1071364/brassell:-future%27s-bright-for-blues---thibaut-courtois-interview?cc=4716

Sport Football Chelsea Bayern Munich v Chelsea, Champions League final, 7.45pm Saturday 19 May http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/18/juan-mata-chelsea-bayern-munich?CMP=twt_gu

I'd take Bertrand over Sturridge/Torres, his crossing would be better suited for Drogba's aerial prowess against their makeshift CB pairing.

It's just Ray Wilkins in a llama costume.

Agreed. Didn't they hold the Italian Supercup in China a year or two ago? (Olympic Bird's Nest Stadium).

Tonight we shall conquer Europe.

Don't Audi have a stake in ownership of Bayern Munich?

HALLELUJAH!

Chill out, not everyone is as knowledgeable about football as SeB, Peace, you and I.

Going to write one on Thu/Fri myself.