Madmax

Nah not gonna be easy. Cold night, jet lag, the psychological effect of Sunday's loss, hostile crowd ... there'll be no place to hide. 2-1 to us late on I reckon.

That's the spirit!

Opting for anyone apart from the vast majority should be 'an embarrassment' or reveal you as a 'troll or a lunatic'.

So, if you don't delete your Instagram account by Jan 15th, you leave your photos open to be sold by them for commercial use without you being paid or even notified of it.

When someone opens a line with 'We're not racists, but ..', you know they're going to say the most racist thing you've heard.

I'd rather Lewandowski.

I doubt he'll get his chance at CF at Liverpool (Suarez) tbf. 12mil + 60k pw in wages saved is a good deal for us. The key issue now is who is he replaced with.

Apart from the obvious, every loss against Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham.

Luiz = 10x Cahill.

- Starting Lampard when he's coming back after 2 months out - Starting Lampard next to Ramires who's been toilet in these 2 months - Leaving out Mikel who's suspended in domestic games - Leaving out Oscar whose Brazilian background had him really eager to contribute in this competition - Waiting 70+ minutes to take Moses off when he'd been playing like a Wigan player the whole night - Bringing on a right back while chasing a goal with just 10 mins left - Bringing on a winger with just 5 mins left - 3 like for like substitutions - No changes in shape, no adaptation - Leaving Torres on only for him to miss the most unmissable goal ever - Fucking up the chance to win something that would have infused some winning mentality and/or confidence in this young, underachieving side - Fucking up the chance to be called World Champions Based on cold, hard facts and no resentment'grudges, Benitez is one massive divvy cunt.

Ugh United have Sunderland. 4-0 atleast, I bet.

LOL @ Pardew's 8 year deal. He's run his mouth off about us whenever we've sacked managers; I have no sympathy for him.

City's passing is on another level today.

Oh fuck off Newcastle with your stupid offside trap.

Wasn't he among the top 3 scorers in Brazilian league? I know Fred was highest.

My favourites would be Coupling, Malcolm in the middle, Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Office, Kumars @ #42.

Unattainable love, even better

SNL - check Scrubs - No. Epic. THM - Yeah, started going downhill atleast a year before Sheen left BBT - ditto, never got the hype HIMYM - see BBT Also, should add Hot in Cleveland, Hope and Faith & My Wife and Kids

What do you think is the most unfunny show on tv? Me, has to be SNL; for something lauded as an 'American institution', I find it staggeringly dour, nonsensical and unfunny.

I believe I'm in love

No, it's the other way round .. he supports Chelsea because of me.

That's because Mata didn't help Cesar at all, Paulo did. Not saying Cesar didn't have an off game but he didn't receive any assistance from the guy in front of him. Hazard on the other side assisted Cole pretty well for the most part.

As things stand, does Scolari consider him first choice at CB?

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/2240?cc=4716 ---> This is why Marcotti is a top journalist and one of the few worth following on twitter. An impassioned, balanced reading of the situations and the context surrounding it.

I really do wonder how people (not you specifically, Kal) know what Roman wants. He hasn't given an interview in 10 years! Of course what either of us wants is moot; that goes without saying. Does he want tiki-taka? Nobody but him knows. Does he want Mikel around? Yes. How do we know? New 5 year deal. Let's agree to disagree here, we're not getting anywhere.